LOL @ The Zone

NoDak should claim he was abbreviating the word "flip", because he's not the type of savage to use that other really vulgar word.
 
boozeman said:
I don’t think it is necessarily Reality. He wrote the book on that culture and his team of committed mods carry out that religion quite well.
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The PM/warning I got was from Reality.
 
There's a thread over there about the Superbowl and I swear over half the people want Philly to win today. WTF? :doh
 
Dear yimyammer It's that time of year again. When everything starts to fall in place for the coming season. Team workouts can begin next week. Pretty soon the Schedule will come out. Will it be 17 games, or will the proposed 18 games happen? We will know soon. The Draft is upon us and our Cowboys have 10 picks. When the draft ends we will sign some UDFAs, always a highlight for me as I think no one is better at this than our Cowboys. As soon as the Draft is over the Rookie Mini Camp and OTAs will get started. Then we have a short pause until Training Camp begins in late July. Before you know it, the season will be here. If you've stayed active on the site, you know that I believe we are better in odd numbered years. If you haven't stayed active on the site I want to invite you to come back. It's going to be exciting. So far through trades we have added Joe Milton (QB), Kenneth Murray, (LB), and Kaiir Elam (CB). The last is the son of a former Dallas Cowboy. All three say they grew up as Cowboys fans. Shows good breeding if you ask me. Via Free Agency we have added Jack Sanborn (LB), Parris Campbell (WR), Miles Sanders (RB), Javonte Williams (RB), Payton Turner (DE), Robert Jones (G), Solomon Thomas (DT), and we brought back Dante Fowler who spent 2024 in enemy territory. In the coming draft we have 1st round (12), 2nd round (44), 3rd round (76), 5th round (149), Compensatory 5th round (174), 6th round (188), a pick back from the trade for Kaiir Elam (204), Compensatory 6th round (211), a pick back from the trade for Joe Milton (217), a pick back from the Kenneth Murray trade (239) and a pick back from last year's trade for Johnathan Mingo (247). Per OverTheCap we have around $36.7 M in cap room. We still could create room. The most could be created by extending Micah Parsons, which if you follow recent interviews sounds like it is in the works. We currently have the 7th most cap room in the NFL. By extending Micah we could end up with the most. Most of that money will be used to sign other promising young talents we have struck gold with in recent years, but some will be rolled into future years to create future cap room. Without a doubt the biggest change comes to the coaching staff. Brian Schottenheimer, son of legendary NFL Head Coach Marty Schottenheimer, becomes our 10th Head Coach. He has promised to fix the two glaring need son this team, running the football and stopping the run. If you know his dad Marty, Marty Ball, may be coming to Dallas. He hired three new Coordinators. Klayton Adams is our new Offensive Coordinator. Former LB Coach Matt Eberflus is back as our Defensive Coordinator. Nick Sorensen is the new Special Teams Coordinator. Along with a very impressive group of Assistant Coaches for this staff. Early excitement about the staff suggests this might be our best staff since other teams started raiding Jimmy's staff. Speaking of Jimmy, How 'bout them Cowboys? If you haven't been to the site in a while we have upgraded the software and it is really nice. We are still working out some glitches. It is extremely better for mobile devices than it ever was. The bottom line is, this is going to be an exciting year to be a Cowboys fan. Come take part in the best atmosphere ever created for a Cowboys forum. Talk freely about our Cowboys without all the drama that surrounds other sites. Get ready to be excited.

Mike, a.k.a. Hostile
 
I knew it by the fourth sentence, when "Schedule" was capitalized. :doh

Also, best coaching staff since Jimmy? :lol

But WTF is this, some late-90s style email list?
 
bbgun said:
Dear yimyammer It's that time of year again. When everything starts to fall in place for the coming season. Team workouts can begin next week. Pretty soon the Schedule will come out. Will it be 17 games, or will the proposed 18 games happen? We will know soon. The Draft is upon us and our Cowboys have 10 picks. When the draft ends we will sign some UDFAs, always a highlight for me as I think no one is better at this than our Cowboys. As soon as the Draft is over the Rookie Mini Camp and OTAs will get started. Then we have a short pause until Training Camp begins in late July. Before you know it, the season will be here. If you've stayed active on the site, you know that I believe we are better in odd numbered years. If you haven't stayed active on the site I want to invite you to come back. It's going to be exciting. So far through trades we have added Joe Milton (QB), Kenneth Murray, (LB), and Kaiir Elam (CB). The last is the son of a former Dallas Cowboy. All three say they grew up as Cowboys fans. Shows good breeding if you ask me. Via Free Agency we have added Jack Sanborn (LB), Parris Campbell (WR), Miles Sanders (RB), Javonte Williams (RB), Payton Turner (DE), Robert Jones (G), Solomon Thomas (DT), and we brought back Dante Fowler who spent 2024 in enemy territory. In the coming draft we have 1st round (12), 2nd round (44), 3rd round (76), 5th round (149), Compensatory 5th round (174), 6th round (188), a pick back from the trade for Kaiir Elam (204), Compensatory 6th round (211), a pick back from the trade for Joe Milton (217), a pick back from the Kenneth Murray trade (239) and a pick back from last year's trade for Johnathan Mingo (247). Per OverTheCap we have around $36.7 M in cap room. We still could create room. The most could be created by extending Micah Parsons, which if you follow recent interviews sounds like it is in the works. We currently have the 7th most cap room in the NFL. By extending Micah we could end up with the most. Most of that money will be used to sign other promising young talents we have struck gold with in recent years, but some will be rolled into future years to create future cap room. Without a doubt the biggest change comes to the coaching staff. Brian Schottenheimer, son of legendary NFL Head Coach Marty Schottenheimer, becomes our 10th Head Coach. He has promised to fix the two glaring need son this team, running the football and stopping the run. If you know his dad Marty, Marty Ball, may be coming to Dallas. He hired three new Coordinators. Klayton Adams is our new Offensive Coordinator. Former LB Coach Matt Eberflus is back as our Defensive Coordinator. Nick Sorensen is the new Special Teams Coordinator. Along with a very impressive group of Assistant Coaches for this staff. Early excitement about the staff suggests this might be our best staff since other teams started raiding Jimmy's staff. Speaking of Jimmy, How 'bout them Cowboys? If you haven't been to the site in a while we have upgraded the software and it is really nice. We are still working out some glitches. It is extremely better for mobile devices than it ever was. The bottom line is, this is going to be an exciting year to be a Cowboys fan. Come take part in the best atmosphere ever created for a Cowboys forum. Talk freely about our Cowboys without all the drama that surrounds other sites. Get ready to be excited.

Mike, a.k.a. Hostile
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So yimyammer can post stuff from The Own? Can he be our new Green Baloon?
 
boozeman said:
I would have to say his writing has always sucked but Jesus that looks like a retarded ChatGPT wrote it.
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It was always funny how he claimed to be some great writer.

And to Irv, yimyammer used to post here, but I guess we were too mean for him or something.

Was yim a Hos mole? :unsure
 
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