2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Genghis Khan]

Zimmer got clout.

It is interesting that they've acquired 3 DLs within a week of him publicly saying they need more DL.

 

[Bipo]

It is interesting that they've acquired 3 DLs within a week of him publicly saying they need more DL.

I don't remember Zim demanding fat ass run stopping 1 techs his first go round as DC here. It was always about the penetrating 3t. Maybe he changed.

 

[Simpleton]

I don't remember Zim demanding fat ass run stopping 1 techs his first go round as DC here. It was always about the penetrating 3t. Maybe he changed.

That was 20+ years ago, he definitely has.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

I don't remember Zim demanding fat ass run stopping 1 techs his first go round as DC here. It was always about the penetrating 3t. Maybe he changed.

Parcells running the show probably had a lot to do with that.

 

[boozeman]

Parcells running the show probably had a lot to do with that.

Parcells wanted the fat nose.

 

[p1_]

Parcells wanted the fat nose.

The big Swagu.

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

We are done here.

What you see is what you get, fuckers.

 

[Sheik]

My favorite thing so far about this off-season that I have paid next to no attention to is, Daron Bland going down a week or so after Stephon Gilmore signed elsewhere.

It kind of gives me joy to know that Stephen Jones and his disgusting fat self knows that people know he’s a disaster on the same level of his Dad.

 

[Foobio]

What's worse is that this Jabba the Hut motherfucker banged Janine Turner in her absolute prime! For no other reason than he's the demon spawn from Jerruh's cursed loins. This is the first major travesty he visited upon this world, before he had a chance to work his particular brand of magic in the front office.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

What's worse is that this Jabba the Hut motherfucker banged Janine Turner in her absolute prime! For no other reason than he's the demon spawn from Jerruh's cursed loins. This is the first major travesty he visited upon this world, before he had a chance to work his particular brand of magic in the front office.

She did Troy and Goof Son both? Eww.

 

[Foobio]

She did Troy and Goof Son both? Eww.

I had it wrong. It was Jerruh Jr. Still a travesty though!

 

[boozeman]

I had it wrong. It was Jerruh Jr. Still a travesty though!

Eew.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I can't wait for a playoff game where all our coaches are looking for new jobs already because they know they have no contract beyond this season.

 

[Genghis Khan]

This philosophy hasn't worked for 30 years you God damn clown.

 

[Genghis Khan]

What's worse is that this Jabba the Hut motherfucker banged Janine Turner in her absolute prime! For no other reason than he's the demon spawn from Jerruh's cursed loins. This is the first major travesty he visited upon this world, before he had a chance to work his particular brand of magic in the front office.

Wut

 

[Genghis Khan]

I want to dur and gorilla this so bad.

Either you believe in him or you don't.

If the Green Bay game bothered him that bad, he should have fucking fired him.

You don't let him just twist in the wind on his final year. Because if he's not good enough, you've basically just sabotaged another season.

Fucking cheap ass asshole.

 

[Cotton]

I want to dur and gorilla this so bad.

Either you believe in him or you don't.

If the Green Bay game bothered him that bad, he should have fucking fired him.

You don't let him just twist in the wind on his final year. Because if he's not good enough, you've basically just sabotaged another season.

Fucking cheap ass asshole.

I got you.