Trump Shot!

[boozeman]

Move along. Nothing to see here.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Move along. Nothing to see here.

If true this is a massive red flag from some 20 year old random quiet kid. I wouldn't even know how to create a foreign account.

 

[Cotton]

Move along. Nothing to see here.

Weird, right?

 

[boozeman]

Weird, right?

I know, right? Like Michael Waltz has all the dirt but says only that.

Wait, who the fuck is he?

 

[bbgun]

What do they mean by "overseas account"?

 

[boozeman]

What do they mean by "overseas account"?

Off shore top secret hush hush Caymen Islands and shit.

 

[bbgun]

Off shore top secret hush hush Caymen Islands and shit.

Pizza face was a community college student who worked in an old folks home. Doubtful he had any money.

 

[boozeman]

Pizza face was a community college student who worked in an old folks home. Doubtful he had any money.

So hey someone was like here it is. We will pay you to shoot at Trump, okay? We know you are a bad shot, but just a couple shots okay? Then we will send you a billion gazillion of this here Crypto coin? Sound good?

 

[bbgun]

So hey someone was like here it is. We will pay you to shoot at Trump, okay? We know you are a bad shot, but just a couple shots okay? Then we will send you a billion gazillion of this here Crypto coin? Sound good?

sure thing, Alex Jones

 

[boozeman]

Yes, but what kind?

 

[Bipo]

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Yes, but what kind?

My guess is trans porn... The world may never know.

 

[bbgun]

 

[Genghis Khan]

We are all dumber for having read this.

 

[NoDak]

Damn. That takes balls. Imagine turning your head a fraction of a millisecond too late... Cherry pie all over everyone.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Damn. That takes balls. Imagine turning your head a fraction of a millisecond too late... Cherry pie all over everyone.

Yes, trusting a 20 year old shooting bullets well enough to hit your ear but not explode your head sounds like a brilliant scheme.

 

[bbgun]

 

[Bipo]

Anyone went out in public with a bandaged ear yet?

 

[Chocolate Lab]

 

[Cotton]

Umm...