2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[p1_]

OMG we are trying to be big brains.

Additional data staffers, we already have several .

 

[mcnuttz]

Additional data staffers, we already have several .

12 wins, 12 data analysts!

 

[Genghis Khan]

OMG we are trying to be big brains.

I don't trust anyone whose first name is Piper.

 

[boozeman]

I don't trust anyone whose first name is Piper.

Definitely. They are likely pretentious because they were raised that way.

 

[Bipo]

The one thing more idiotic than making safeties play LB is trying to turn your first round 1 tech DT into an attacking 3.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

The one thing more idiotic than making safeties play LB is trying to turn your first round 1 tech DT into an attacking 3.

The man loved speed.

 

[Bipo]

The man loved speed.

I bet. Probably smokes crack with prostitutes.

 

[bbgun]

RUMOR: Dak Prescott And Bill Belichick Are Headed To NFC Team As A "Package Deal" In 2025

Nick Wright has suggested that Dak Prescott and Bill Belichick could head to the New York Giants as a "package deal" in 2025.

www.totalprosports.com

 

[Bipo]

 

[boozeman]

If Turd is another Kittle, that’ll do.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

It would be pretty cool this year if guys like him really stepped up and made up for our pitiful FA effort.

Maybe even a couple of other second or third year guys who exceed expectations.

 

[boozeman]

It would be pretty cool this year if guys like him really stepped up and made up for our pitiful FA effort.

Maybe even a couple of other second or third year guys who exceed expectations.

Why should Turd have to go into turbo mode to make up for it? Turd ain’t gonna run the ball.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Why should Turd have to go into turbo mode to make up for it? Turd ain’t gonna run the ball.

At least you're acting like yourself again.

 

[Cotton]

At least you're acting like yourself again.

He had me worried too.

 

[Cotton]

I should write an Ode about Booze. The same way EZ wrote one about me. EZ called me a "flipflopper". Booze's homerism sometimes just takes me off guard. And then "HE TOTALLY REDEEEMS HIMSELF".

 

[boozeman]

I should write an Ode about Booze. The same way EZ wrote one about me. EZ called me a "flipflopper". Booze's homerism sometimes just takes me off guard. And then "HE TOTALLY REDEEEMS HIMSELF".

 

[bbgun]

I should write an Ode about Booze. The same way EZ wrote one about me. EZ called me a "flipflopper". Booze's homerism sometimes just takes me off guard. And then "HE TOTALLY REDEEEMS HIMSELF".

Are you feeling well?

 

[Cotton]

Are you feeling well?

I'm feeling perfectly fine.

 

[Cotton]

 

[Bipo]

I'ma try to make this my last "fucking pathetic" for a while.