2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[p1_]

When I nicknamed this guy Loofa I had never even seen a picture of him. I was just going off his name. But, now that I have seen a picture of him he does actually look like a loofa. Yeah, this nickname is sticking.

/crosspost

Troy polamalu

 

[Genghis Khan]

Troy Polamol-who?

 

[Smitty]

We really should be sending a pick to Washington for taking Armstrong off our hands.

feel like we have to turn some of those extra 5s and 6s into 4s

 

[Smitty]

would be nice to get Kearse and Gilmore back.

 

[Rev]

would be nice to get Kearse and Gilmore back.

Gilmore yes. No to Kearse. He regressed and doubt he wants to play for Zimmer.

 

[p1_]

Gilmore yes. No to Kearse. He regressed and doubt he wants to play for Zimmer.

I doubt Zimmer wants Kearse either.

 

[Cotton]

 

[Rev]

You think this offseason was bad. Just wait until next year when we sit on our hands.

 

[boozeman]

My teeny tiny inner homer is suggesting that maybe it was the types of runs we used with who we had that was the problem.

 

[Genghis Khan]

My teeny tiny inner homer is suggesting that maybe it was the types of runs we used with who we had that was the problem

That's the most plausible hope.

But he was just so bad. It's hard to justify 1.7 YPC and think it was anything other than the player.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

That's the most plausible hope.

But he was just so bad. It's hard to justify 1.7 YPC and think it was anything other than the player.

Yeah I can't defend 1.7 ypc. The only thing is extremely small sample sizes can make ypc unreliable. His sample size is very small.

I just think he is too small though. Too easy to go down at that size.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Feh, I still say he didn't have a chance. I don't remember many, if any, runs where I thought to myself that a better back would have gotten much more than he did on that run.

Either the coaches are overly worried about his pass blocking or they're right and he's just too small to do it.

 

[p1_]

Fear of Beebe is strong.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Genghis Khan]

I'm actually very intrigued to see how Zimmer uses Parsons specifically. He's so gifted he can do so many different things well.

He's no question a great pass rusher but I always thought the defense and he himself are at it's most effective when the offense is the most confused about where he's going to be and what he's going to do.

 

[Cotton]

The flat-brim hat was enough for me. Instant hate.

 

[mcnuttz]

The flat-brim hat was enough for me. Instant hate.

That's how most hats are made now.

I don't wear them often, but I had to work the shit outta the bills of the last couple hats I've bought.

 

[boozeman]

That's how most hats are made now.

I don't wear them often, but I had to work the shit outta the bills of the last couple hats I've bought.

Yeah flat brim hater does not get it.

 

[mcnuttz]

Yeah flat brim hater does not get it.

I've always taken him for a fedora fellow anyway.

 

[Cotton]

I've always taken him for a fedora fellow anyway.

If you wear a flat-brim hat, you're a douche to me almost instantly.