The Work Thread..

I sit next to a guy at work who frequently comes to work with pretty bad body odor. He's a bigger guy too and to make matters worse he raises his arms to stretch a lot throughout the day which puts even more of the funk in the air.

I'm seriously considering snitching to management.

Any of you HR guys ever have to deal with employees with poor hygiene?
Yep. Make Management/HR deal with it. It’s their job.
 
I have an employee that I had to tell to take showers. It wasnt easy but the office that we are in is small and there is three of us there during the day. Plus my supervisor noticed it so I had to do something. I just worded it like I thought it was just him not washing his uniforms (which I knew he wasnt faithfully) and reminded him that the department had a cleaning service. Its been better since so I think he got the hint.
Yep. You always word it so that there is an excuse for them not to admit to anything.
 
I am going to get the scoop Insider knowledge for y’all.

I promise.

My word is bond.
 
It was in jest. Basically for your benefit. You're the only HR guy I speak to and I have absolutely no issue with you whatsoever. Also, I have moobs.
I am telling you fucktards about a guy that spend three fucking years in the Cowboy organization.

Yet...here we go.

Asking about people with strong B.O..

I will not say you people sicken me.

But I do believe you all need to get your shit together.
 
I can provide you dumb motherfuckers true "insider" knowledge.

A poor ass motherfucker who lived through Garrett.

But hey, talk about your co-worker with Frito pits.

Fuck off.
How did that hornet get in your bonnet?
 
My wife, after being a stay at home mom since my son and first child was born in 2016, just got a job as a project coordinator (with the aim of moving up to project manager or higher, eventually) at Duke.

AT DUKE.

She was wearing a Duke long sleeve Tee around the house today that said "National Champions 1991 1992 2001 2010 2015" today.

Is this a sick joke, God? She couldn't get a job at UNC?
 
Yeah, it is amazing what happens to these athletes.

You would think they have generational wealth handed to them and really what happens is that they are broke because of poor life decisions.

This is the third former Cowboy I have employed. Now, the other two were camp bodies.

This one had a full NFL season in. But of course, no pension because he did not qualify.

It will be interesting to hear Jakar's story. I met him today, very respectful and humble.

The only thing that was Cowboys related when he departed after his tour was that he did not like Jerry Jones.

True story, scouts honor.

Probably doesn't like Jones because he released him.

Interesting though, will be cool to get some nuggets.
 
My wife, after being a stay at home mom since my son and first child was born in 2016, just got a job as a project coordinator (with the aim of moving up to project manager or higher, eventually) at Duke.

AT DUKE.

She was wearing a Duke long sleeve Tee around the house today that said "National Champions 1991 1992 2001 2010 2015" today.

Is this a sick joke, God? She couldn't get a job at UNC?
Your woman got a job at @Dook lol
 
My wife, after being a stay at home mom since my son and first child was born in 2016, just got a job as a project coordinator (with the aim of moving up to project manager or higher, eventually) at Duke.

AT DUKE.

She was wearing a Duke long sleeve Tee around the house today that said "National Champions 1991 1992 2001 2010 2015" today.

Is this a sick joke, God? She couldn't get a job at UNC?
Cut her off.
 
He will start on the 15th. My first question will be about Garrett. When he confirms he was a smiling greasy back stabber, you will be sorry. Very very sorry.

Should I trust a princeton grad, or a guy who now works for boozeman? Tough choice.
 
I will say........ as an alum, I love the Tarheels athletic programs.... but I'm not sure I could stomach the assuredly present and sickening leftist culture that pervades UNC Chapel Hill.

All universities are terribly left leaning, but I think Duke is probably slightly less so as a private school.

UNC is basically Stanford of the East Coast.

Fuck Coach K, Jon Scheyer, and Mike Elko though.

Also if my kids can get in to Duke, they get a free ride thanks to my wife's employment there. If she stays.

That's worth like $200k a pop.
 
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