2023 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[boozeman]

The importance of the Skins game can't be understated. And those turds will make this their Superbowl.

So what? Sam Howell will clown us again?

 

[Cowboysrock55]

So what? Sam Howell will clown us again?

I sure hope not. I think the Cowboys are due for a game where they don't make a bunch of stupid mistakes.

 

[bbgun]

It'll probably be Brissett if he's healthy by then

 

[Cowboysrock55]

It'll probably be Brissett if he's healthy by then

I hope not, Brissett is almost competent. Unlike that Turd Howell.

 

[Simpleton]

I hope not, Brissett is almost competent. Unlike that Turd Howell.

Brissett can't move and their OL is arguably the worst in the league, we'll be fine.

 

[bbgun]

Brissett can't move

Neither can Flacco, and Brissett has been winging it the last few weeks. We're doomed!

 

[boozeman]

It'll probably be Brissett if he's healthy by then

He is too fat.

 

[boozeman]

Neither can Flacco, and Brissett has been winging it the last few weeks. We're doomed!

What?

 

[bbgun]

What?

what do you not understand? like Flacco, his immobility has not prevented him from succeeding (albeit in a short sample size)

 

[boozeman]

what do you not understand? like Flacco, his immobility has not prevented him from succeeding (albeit in a short sample size)

Go to bed, @bbgun

 

[bbgun]

Go to bed, @bbgun

not before I kiss someone at midnight. by force.

 

[roughneck266]

The importance of the Skins game can't be understated. And those turds will make this their Superbowl.

Good news is they don't have the talent to make it happen if the Cowboys show up and do their jobs.

 

[boozeman]

not before I kiss someone at midnight. by force.

 

[dpf1123]

Late game next week. Eagles play the Giants at the same time.

 

[NoDak]

So what? Sam Howell will clown us again?

Just think how happy that will make Schmitty.

Cowboys fall on their faces AND it’s at the hands of Howell? Yeeesh.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Just think how happy that will make Schmitty.

Cowboys fall on their faces AND it’s at the hands of Howell? Yeeesh.

He would jizz his pants

 

[Rev]

He would jizz his pants

at the local Eagles bar.

 

[Cotton]

at the local Eagles bar.

While chugging water...

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]