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You will notice that I never posts tweets about Jerry Jones quotes. Mainly because I don't give two shits about what he says.
 
Cotton said:
You will notice that I never posts tweets about Jerry Jones quotes. Mainly because I don't give two shits about what he says.
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So you can stick your hand in a bucket of water, pull it out, and the void that is left is how much you care?
 


we almost need a Jerry quote thread.
 
Cotton said:
You will notice that I never posts tweets about Jerry Jones quotes. Mainly because I don't give two shits about what he says.
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He's not as annoying and vocal as he used to be, like when he used to pretend he actually knew something about football. Now he's just a doddering old fool, as opposed to a doddering young fool. It would be easy to get worked up about the Jimmy and ROH comment, but by now everyone sees it for what it is: the gaping hole of insecurity inside him that will never let him rest. And it just gets worse the longer the SB drought goes on.
 
Cotton said:
You will notice that I never posts tweets about Jerry Jones quotes. Mainly because I don't give two shits about what he says.
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Things are so much better now that he has stepped back some from the decision making. He's not as big a hurdle as he used to be.
 
ZeroClub said:
Things are so much better now that he has stepped back some from the decision making. He's not as big a hurdle as he used to be.
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I want it to be clear, since I have have stopped saying it as often lately, but it needs to be said.

I hate that fucking man. Like, a lot.
 
Cotton said:
I want it to be clear, since I have have stopped saying it as often lately, but it needs to be said.

I hate that fucking man. Like, a lot.
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Here, here. What's not to hate? An individual who has personally taken what was once the NFL's proudest franchise and driven it down to prolonged failure and mediocrity — all so he could reign supreme, at the expense of the fans.

My hate for the man is such that I have mixed feelings whenever the team craps out of the playoffs for the umpteenth time. It's disappointing, but I'm used to it. And I'm comforted knowing that it rips another big piece out of Jerry's insufferable ego. He's one step closer to the grave without ever shedding the quarter-century legacy of failure.

Try to imagine that awful, grinning, skeletal face in the locker room after a SB win. Try to imagine whose arms he'd be pulling the Lombardi Trophy away from.

Have I mentioned that I loathe that motherfucker?
 
son of deadrise said:
Here, here. What's not to hate? An individual who has personally taken what was once the NFL's proudest franchise and driven it down to prolonged failure and mediocrity — all so he could reign supreme, at the expense of the fans.

My hate for the man is such that I have mixed feelings whenever the team craps out of the playoffs for the umpteenth time. It's disappointing, but I'm used to it. And I'm comforted knowing that it rips another big piece out of Jerry's insufferable ego. He's one step closer to the grave without ever shedding the quarter-century legacy of failure.

Try to imagine that awful, grinning, skeletal face in the locker room after a SB win. Try to imagine whose arms he'd be pulling the Lombardi Trophy away from.

Have I mentioned that I loathe that motherfucker?
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I could have used you as an advocate during the CFR days.
 
I'm a little disappointed. All I got from Smitty was a dur with that Garrett/Campo post. I was expecting a long diatribe on how wrong I was.
 
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