2023 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

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Obviously Micah is amazing, but I wonder if this doesn't also show that Tyron isn't nearly what he used to be.

Sure hope we have a guard who can play when Tyler has to move out to LT.
 
boozeman said:


OMG he is putting Garrett in before Johnson.
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That would be the proverbial straw that drives away the fans... I can envision a mass exodus during his unveiling ceremony. What an epic sight that would be.
 
P_T said:
That would be the proverbial straw that drives away the fans... I can envision a mass exodus during his unveiling ceremony. What an epic sight that would be.
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We must hope for this .
 
Simpleton said:
The insinuation that there are other coaches that he's considering for the ROH might literally be the dumbest thing Jerry has ever said, which is saying something.
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That is what makes it so astonishing.

He could have easily tap-danced his way out of there but no, he just couldn't stop for a moment to let us into his diseased mind.

There literally is anyone post-Johnson, so that is fucking Switzer, Campo, Parcells, Phillips, Garrett and that's it.

I really don't know if he is just pickled or he assumes that the entire fanbase is stupid.
 
boozeman said:
That is what makes it so astonishing.

He could have easily tap-danced his way out of there but no, he just couldn't stop for a moment to let us into his diseased mind.

There literally is anyone post-Johnson, so that is fucking Switzer, Campo, Parcells, Phillips, Garrett and that's it.

I really don't know if he is just pickled or he assumes that the entire fanbase is stupid.
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Grasping at straws here, but maybe one or more Landry era assistant coaches? It could be argued that Ernie Stautner is actually deserving. He was with the team for over 20 years.
 
boozeman said:
I really don't know if he is just pickled or he assumes that the entire fanbase is stupid.
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Yep, he has to be just screwing with everyone. If he actually put Garrett in there...

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boozeman said:
That is what makes it so astonishing.

He could have easily tap-danced his way out of there but no, he just couldn't stop for a moment to let us into his diseased mind.

There literally is anyone post-Johnson, so that is fucking Switzer, Campo, Parcells, Phillips, Garrett and that's it.

I really don't know if he is just pickled or he assumes that the entire fanbase is stupid.
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I could see him putting in Johnson and Switzer at the same time just to be a dick because they both won SB's.
 
He's not putting Garrett in there. Hell, and no bullshitting here... Campo was a better coach than Garrett. The Poodle was given absolute shit to work with, but his teams at least looked somewhat prepared and played hard. Look at their roster differences they had. Yeah, Campo was stuck at 5 wins, but I'd argue they were so shitty that was actually an overachieve. Garrett was the king of 8-8. And when we did win more, it was in spite of him. The roster talent just drug him along for the ride. Garrett had guys like Romo, Witten, Ware, Dez etc... What did Campo have? Quincy Carter, Mike Lucky, Ebenezer Ekuban, and Joey Galloway?

We'd sleepwalk thru games, sometimes for weeks in a row under Garrett. And we invented new and even more retarded ways to lose games under him. And if you take into consideration their work as assistant coaches? Yeah. Campo was a better football coach.
 
boozeman said:
Feh.

Most of our dumb ass fans would throw their panties at Jerry Jones if he walked past.
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I know some Cowboys' "fans" who would struggle to name more than 3-4 current players, but even they loathe Garrett.
 
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