2023 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Cotton]

 

[Texas Ace]

Wait, you're Ernie?

I was arguably the most pessimistic fan on this board during the Romo years.

The Ernster remembers those years as if they were even greater than the 90s dynasty.

Basically, there's no fucking chance I'd be that damn stupid even if I suffered a lobotomy.

 

[roughneck266]

I got to meet him about ten years ago. Awesome guy, even got an autographed pic and everything.

 

[Rev]

I was arguably the most pessimistic fan on this board during the Romo years.

The Ernster remembers those years as if they were even greater than the 90s dynasty.

Basically, there's no fucking chance I'd be that damn stupid even if I suffered a lobotomy.

We know you aren't the Ernster. Yall don't even look alike.

 

[son of deadrise]

Now all he has to do is figure out where to align himself on the line of scrimmage and he'll be all set.

 

[mcnuttz]

We know you aren't the Ernster. Yall don't even look alike.

 

[Bipo]

I think this deserves one of those Boozemun videos.

LET'S GO!!!

 

[p1_]

 

[p1_]

 

[GShock]

Will be interesting to see if we extend him.

 

[Simpleton]

Will be interesting to see if we extend him.

If we could get him for around $7M/year I'd do it right now.

 

[boozeman]

 

[mcnuttz]

Thanks for that hot breaking news segment, Mosher!

 

[Texas Ace]

Thanks for that hot breaking news segment, Mosher!

It's times like these that you really appreciate The Ernster.... amirite?

 

[Cotton]

It's times like these that you really appreciate The Ernster.... amirite?

No.

You're not.

 

[boozeman]

Thanks for that hot breaking news segment, Mosher!

Hey, show the Emperor some respect.

 

[boozeman]

No.

You're not.

And to think, I didn't have to pay for the Ernster to irritate you, unlike your Mike Tag outreach that you are oh so proud of.

 

[Smitty]

~checks in~

Not much going on here I see. Guess I’ll be back for camp.

 

[Texas Ace]

~checks in~

Not much going on here I see. Guess I’ll be back for camp.

Apparently, you missed all of The Ernster's quality material.

Your loss.

 

[roughneck266]

~checks in~

Not much going on here I see. Guess I’ll be back for camp.

Lots goin on. We have a coup. Cotton is now Ernster, who knew??? Apparently he likes it almost as much as a certain hunky QB Who's name starts with an M and ends with an Ayfield.