2023 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Cotton]

It would be great!

And probably very short-lived.

 

[boozeman]

Imagine what it would be like if we could invite "The Ernster" here.

It would be great!

I would sooner invite knee slapping guy.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

I would sooner invite knee slapping guy.

Only because he knows who you are.

 

[Texas Ace]

I would sooner invite knee slapping guy.

Oh that would be great too!

 

[bbgun]

We're supposed to believe that someone named their kid Ernie or Earnest in the last 30 years? I'm suspicious.

 

[Cotton]

I would sooner invite knee slapping guy.

I'll do it, dude. Don't think I won't.

 

[p1_]

I'll do it, dude. Don't think I won't.

You probably already did.

 

[Cotton]

You probably already did.

Not yet, but imagine if he could do weekly hype videos for Booze every week before games and not charge us. That would be beautiful.

 

[NoDak]

Not yet, but imagine if he could do weekly hype videos for Booze every week before games and not charge us. That would be beautiful.

He charged you for that shit?

You got ripped off, son.

 

[Cotton]

He charged you for that shit?

You got ripped off, son.

Oh no, the ROI was well worth it.

 

[son of deadrise]

That's exactly right. They both have massive flaws but Stephen is a tightwad who is more concerned about money than a championship. But he isn't a narcissist attention hog like Jerry who desperately wants approval and for people to give him credit. Stephen isn't the circus that Jerry is. He doesn't need to feel like every decision is his.

Stephen is not battling the ghost of Jimmy Johnson's teams winning three rings and Jerry's teams winning none since. Still, Stephen shares some of Jerry's genetic imprint and has been working alongside him all these years. He would probably be better than Jerry. Hard to imagine how he could be any worse.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I would sooner invite knee slapping guy.

"Come on, Mike, you're one of us."

 

[Chocolate Lab]

We

He charged you for that shit?

You got ripped off, son.

On the contrary, we Cotton got a great bargain.

 

[boozeman]

I'm sorry but that drill just looks silly. There are trash cans lined up almost right in front of them. What exactly is the purpose? He is stutter stepping the entire time for what purpose? Maybe that's his freaking problem. There is a hole there, go through it. Instead he paddycakes his ass through the holes at glacial speed.

What is more funny is that kind of footage with him ain’t new.

 

[Simpleton]

What is more funny is that kind of footage with him ain’t new.

I don't doubt that he's putting in work, it's why he is often much better and fresher early in the year, but he's at a point where he will crash hard as the year goes on if he's getting any sort of significant workload.

 

[Cotton]

On the contrary, we Cotton got a great bargain.

^5

 

[p1_]

What is more funny is that kind of footage with him ain’t new.

It’s between this and the annual ‘Tyron is in his best shape’ tweet for the most tiresome.

Same old shit.

 

[Texas Ace]

What is more funny is that kind of footage with him ain’t new.

Exactly.

 

[Texas Ace]

I don't doubt that he's putting in work, it's why he is often much better and fresher early in the year, but he's at a point where he will crash hard as the year goes on if he's getting any sort of significant workload.

Zeke takes care of himself but that's not the issue.

The issue is that he's already suffered physical wear and tear that can't be undone and he simply doesn't have the skills anymore to be a difference maker in the NFL.

 

[p1_]

Zeke takes care of himself but that's not the issue.

The issue is that he's already suffered physical wear and tear that can't be undone and he simply doesn't have the skills anymore to be a difference maker in the NFL.

It kinda hard to watch him degrade, he was once so good . That player has left the building and ain’t comin back .