Week 1 Thursday Night Chatter | Falcons at Eagles | 09-06-18

[Chocolate Lab]

Until a couple of years ago I don't remember football ever being delayed for a thunderstorm. Now it's rampant. Tons in college the first weekend and now the NFL opening game.

Friggin lawyers.

 

[Cotton]

This is a horrible omen for the upcoming season.

You mean, a damn good omen.

 

[Cotton]

Until a couple of years ago I don't remember football ever being delayed for a thunderstorm. Now it's rampant. Tons in college first weekend and now NFL opening game.

Friggin lawyers.

Yep, lightning has caused everyone to fear lawsuits in the 1 in a million chance someone in the stands gets struck. But, I think I am actually okay with it.

 

[boozeman]

You mean, a damn good omen.

We have not won anything since your billboard campaign.

Think about it, asshole.

 

[jsmith6919]

This is a horrible omen for the upcoming season.

Ummm speaking of omens I'm just gonna be over here ordering more ammo

 

[Cotton]

We have not won anything since your billboard campaign.

Think about it, asshole.

We have won more since the billboard campaign than we did in the previous 10 years previous.

I did that pretty much all by myself. Emails, etc.

 

[Cotton]

Ummm speaking of omens I'm just gonna be over here ordering more ammo

Mags, ammo, and guns.

 

[boozeman]

I flipped it back for a second and they were doing the gay Fly Eagles Fly thing.

Back to Goodfellas.

This is just disgusting.

 

[jsmith6919]

Mags, ammo, and guns.

I'm not saying they're zombies....but yea they're zombies

 

[DLK150]

Gawd, I hate their stupid fvcking fight song.

Oh that's right, Collinsworth is the analyst. I hate his voice.

 

[boozeman]

We have won more since the billboard campaign than we did in the previous 10 years previous.

I did that pretty much all by myself. Emails, etc.

You could crowd fund this now.

In today's world, you might see some dumb fuckers willing to give money.

Seriously. Gofundme.

 

[Cotton]

I'm not saying they're zombies....but yea they're zombies

They will be if I ever have to make that say.

 

[boozeman]

Gawd, I hate their stupid fvcking fight song.

Oh that's right, Collinsworth is the analyst. I hate his voice.

DLK...

You can say "fuck".

It is okay. Nobody will think less of you.

 

[Cotton]

You could crowd fund this now.

In today's world, you might see some dumb fuckers willing to give money.

Seriously. Gofundme.

I don't have the energy for that shit anymore. I just don't care enough, I guess.

 

[NoDak]

Yep, lightning has caused everyone to fear lawsuits in the 1 in a million chance someone in the stands gets struck. But, I think I am actually okay with it.

Actually, a nice big lightning bolt coursing through the Linc taking out a few thousand eagles fans might be kind of nice.

 

[Rev]

DLK...

You can say "fuck".

It is okay. Nobody will think less of you.

He probably thinks there is still a censor.

 

[data]

I wish we were playing tonight and the SB ceremonies were performed with us on the sideline.

 

[Rev]

Actually, a nice big lightning bolt coursing through the Linc taking out a few thousand eagles fans might be kind of nice.

and Carson Wentz.

 

[DLK150]

DLK...

You can say "fuck".

It is okay. Nobody will think less of you.

I know, I know. Just accustomed to it because I have an older cousin on FB that disapproves of the F bomb.

That said, FUCK the Eagles.

 

[boozeman]

I don't have the energy for that shit anymore. I just don't care enough, I guess.

Suit yourself.

I fired a cunt from work and the bitch somehow got $2400 in a month from Go Fund me because he said his Dad needed a kidney.

His Dad is perfectly healthy and still works for me.