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boozeman

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I come home and I see that my daughter and wife have commandered the process.

They are watching this show called Married At First Sight.

For the last 12 fucking hours.

Uh, this is a Marvel Team Up that I was NOT prepared for.

And yes, I realize I have lost control of my household.

I have already admitted that I have failed in that duty.

Has anyone watched this? Any tips how to cope?

I do not have a workshop in the backyard and I cannot use the excuse I need to leave for some cigarettes.

Help!
 

Cowboysrock55

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I come home and I see that my daughter and wife have commandered the process.

They are watching this show called Married At First Sight.

For the last 12 fucking hours.

Uh, this is a Marvel Team Up that I was NOT prepared for.

And yes, I realize I have lost control of my household.

I have already admitted that I have failed in that duty.

Has anyone watched this? Any tips how to cope?

I do not have a workshop in the backyard and I cannot use the excuse I need to leave for some cigarettes.

Help!
If only you had a special porch like someone else on here.
 

Bipo

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I come home and I see that my daughter and wife have commandered the process.

They are watching this show called Married At First Sight.

For the last 12 fucking hours.

Uh, this is a Marvel Team Up that I was NOT prepared for.

And yes, I realize I have lost control of my household.

I have already admitted that I have failed in that duty.

Has anyone watched this? Any tips how to cope?

I do not have a workshop in the backyard and I cannot use the excuse I need to leave for some cigarettes.

Help!
At least they are not shopping on Amazon.
 

boozeman

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If only you had a special porch like someone else on here.
I do have a special safe place that is outside and fully enclosed.

There are only so many fucking cigarettes I can smoke before it becomes noticed.
 

ravidubey

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Roast of Tom Brady is fucking hilarious. I’m like and hour and a half in and I’m dying laughing. A bunch of has-been comedians unleashing their best material in years. Freaking raw, Brady, Belichick, Gisele, all of them get torn open
 

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Roast of Tom Brady is fucking hilarious. I’m like and hour and a half in and I’m dying laughing. A bunch of has-been comedians unleashing their best material in years. Freaking raw, Brady, Belichick, Gisele, all of them get torn open
I may have to try and watch that today at some point.
 

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Roast of Tom Brady is fucking hilarious. I’m like and hour and a half in and I’m dying laughing. A bunch of has-been comedians unleashing their best material in years. Freaking raw, Brady, Belichick, Gisele, all of them get torn open
I think the hardest I laughed was at Nikki Glazer talking about Gronk and crypto.
 

boozeman

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The assault stopped around 900 last night. Thanks for the help, fags.
 
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