TV Thread

[boozeman]

Now hold on a damn minute…

 

[Bipo]

John Cena is a better actor than I would have ever guessed.

 

[boozeman]

I come home and I see that my daughter and wife have commandered the process.

They are watching this show called Married At First Sight.

For the last 12 fucking hours.

Uh, this is a Marvel Team Up that I was NOT prepared for.

And yes, I realize I have lost control of my household.

I have already admitted that I have failed in that duty.

Has anyone watched this? Any tips how to cope?

I do not have a workshop in the backyard and I cannot use the excuse I need to leave for some cigarettes.

Help!

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I come home and I see that my daughter and wife have commandered the process.

They are watching this show called Married At First Sight.

For the last 12 fucking hours.

Uh, this is a Marvel Team Up that I was NOT prepared for.

And yes, I realize I have lost control of my household.

I have already admitted that I have failed in that duty.

Has anyone watched this? Any tips how to cope?

I do not have a workshop in the backyard and I cannot use the excuse I need to leave for some cigarettes.

Help!

If only you had a special porch like someone else on here.

 

[Bipo]

I come home and I see that my daughter and wife have commandered the process.

They are watching this show called Married At First Sight.

For the last 12 fucking hours.

Uh, this is a Marvel Team Up that I was NOT prepared for.

And yes, I realize I have lost control of my household.

I have already admitted that I have failed in that duty.

Has anyone watched this? Any tips how to cope?

I do not have a workshop in the backyard and I cannot use the excuse I need to leave for some cigarettes.

Help!

At least they are not shopping on Amazon.

 

[boozeman]

At least they are not shopping on Amazon.

They fucking do that, too.

I am so fucking weak.

 

[boozeman]

If only you had a special porch like someone else on here.

I do have a special safe place that is outside and fully enclosed.

There are only so many fucking cigarettes I can smoke before it becomes noticed.

 

[Bipo]

They fucking do that, too.

I am so fucking weak.

Amazon is insidious like that. They have some good shows, and now they put some ads in them too if you don't pay extra.

 

[boozeman]

Amazon is insidious like that. They have some good shows, and now they put some ads in them too if you don't pay extra.

Oh they are not retarded where they buy off the TV.

 

[Rev]

If only you had a special porch like someone else on here.

That would be me. I have the porch but I believe you are thinking of a patio which Cotton has.

 

[Cotton]

If only you had a special porch like someone else on here.

ITS A FUCKING PATIO!

 

[Bipo]

ITS A FUCKING PATIO!

Deck

 

[Cotton]

Deck

Your face is a dick.

 

[ravidubey]

Roast of Tom Brady is fucking hilarious. I’m like and hour and a half in and I’m dying laughing. A bunch of has-been comedians unleashing their best material in years. Freaking raw, Brady, Belichick, Gisele, all of them get torn open

 

[Cotton]

Roast of Tom Brady is fucking hilarious. I’m like and hour and a half in and I’m dying laughing. A bunch of has-been comedians unleashing their best material in years. Freaking raw, Brady, Belichick, Gisele, all of them get torn open

I may have to try and watch that today at some point.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Roast of Tom Brady is fucking hilarious. I’m like and hour and a half in and I’m dying laughing. A bunch of has-been comedians unleashing their best material in years. Freaking raw, Brady, Belichick, Gisele, all of them get torn open

I think the hardest I laughed was at Nikki Glazer talking about Gronk and crypto.

 

[ravidubey]

I think the hardest I laughed was at Nikki Glazer talking about Gronk and crypto.

Her whole routine absolutely killed.

 

[boozeman]

The assault stopped around 900 last night. Thanks for the help, fags.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I do have a special safe place that is outside and fully enclosed.

There are only so many fucking cigarettes I can smoke before it becomes noticed.

Take up cigars maybe. They last much longer.

 

[NoDak]

The assault stopped around 900 last night. Thanks for the help, fags.

You don’t have a second TV? Shit, I love when my wife and daughters binge watch shit. Then they’re leaving me alone.