TV Thread

[boozeman]

My sister married an Indian farmer. Why does the girl have to be black?

Indians are not the same as African Americans, okay? Wait, are we talking dot or feather?

No offense to either of the indians, okay?

 

[boozeman]

The black dude is raises horses in Gastonia.

Shit. That ain't farming.

 

[NoDak]

It is not merited.

This shows some down on their luck country boys that are quite socially awkward matched up with yankee wimmen.

It is fascinating.

Are you implying that yankee wimmen can't be country?

 

[boozeman]

Are you implying that yankee wimmen can't be country?

Yankee wimmen that live in Hoboken? Yes.

 

[boozeman]

I also have been interested in a grotesque way how wimmen behave in groups when a male is the competition.

So goddamn funny.

I think a DCC watch party with this show might be in order.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

It is not merited.

This shows some down on their luck country boys that are quite socially awkward matched up with yankee wimmen.

It is fascinating.

You gave me the gorilla for using the singular of "Hot Boyz."

Admitting you like this grotesque reality show is objectively far worse. You're lucky I didn't ask you to turn in your mancard also.

What's next? "Hey guyz, I was checking out The Masked Singer and it's actually classically decent."

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Indians are not the same as African Americans, okay? Wait, are we talking dot or feather?

No offense to either of the indians, okay?

Dot, and he actually says those exact words. He says dot not feather. So clearly not offensive. I'm guessing most could go their whole life without seeing an Indian farmer in Iowa.

 

[boozeman]

You gave me the gorilla for using the singular of "Hot Boyz."

And?

Admitting you like this grotesque reality show is objectively far worse.

Tut tut! Maintain low tones.

 

[Cotton]

And?



Tut tut! Maintain low tones.

I almost gave you another one just out of spite.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

How is Brian Flores Hispanic and not Mike McDaniel?

 

[boozeman]

There are actually some nice looking chicks on the show, so fuck right the hell off.

Episode six, some of them meet one of the guy's mom.

Ruh roh.

 

[Cotton]

There are actually some nice looking chicks on the show, so fuck right the hell off.

Episode six, some of them meet one of the guy's mom.

Ruh roh.

Jesus Christ, Booze. WTH happened to you?

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Jesus Christ, Booze. WTH happened to you?

Male Menopause?

 

[boozeman]

So now they are visiting the families. OMG

 

[Chocolate Lab]

How 80s-great was the A-Team? Nothing but explosions, car flips, guns, and kicking ass. So different from today.

Probably not booze's cup of tea, though.

 

[bbgun]

Pfft. I was too busy watching Manimal.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Pfft. I was too busy watching Manimal.

Murder, she wrote

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Murder, she wrote

I challenge anyone to read this not in Summerall's voice.

 

[bbgun]

the sound that said "school tomorrow"

 

[Chocolate Lab]

the sound that said "school tomorrow"

God I hated that intro so much.