Trysten Hill Released

[Cotton]

She's my "legal assistant"

Reads like the start of a porn scene.

 

[mcnuttz]

Reads like the start of a porn scene.

Starring CowboysROCK55

/camera scene cuts to Crock spinning, stopping suddenly, mugging it up with a sly grin with a confident nod to the camera

Crock: You Goddamn right it does!

~slaps stack of papers on secretary's desk~

 

[Cotton]

Starring CowboysROCK55

/camera scene cuts to Crock spinning, stopping suddenly, mugging it up with a sly grin with a confident nod to the camera

Crock: You Goddamn right it does!

~slaps stack of papers on secretary's desk~

I 100% watched that while I was reading it.

 

[1bigfan13]

Jaylon, Hill, Joseph, Taco, Connor Williams, etc. This is why we can't close the gap with other teams. We draft well but too many high-profile misses.

And their refusal to sign top shelf FAs makes these misses sting even more.

 

[Smitty]

He was coming on (kinda) before the ACL and played the run well. Had a weird body, though.

He looked stupid, his name was stupid, he was always hurt, he was overdrafted, he had a bad motor. It was like strike 7 with the guy. Way overdo.

 

[Smitty]

I 100% watched that while I was reading it.

He kinda has porn hair too.

Facebook infraction!

 

[boozeman]

Wow, after watching the game on Sunday I thought it would be Gallimore.

In essence, this was a Gong Show.

Hill starts one week. Gallimore the next.

Hill got the gong.

 

[boozeman]

She's my "legal assistant"

Oh wait no, she actually is my legal assistant.

Was she your legal assistant before marriage?

 

[NoDak]

Hey you "guys", quit fucking with Crock.




See what I did there? fags.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Was she your legal assistant before marriage?

She was, luckily no HR at my law firm.

 

[mcnuttz]

Was she your legal assistant before marriage?

He has to answer that.

 

[p1_]

She was, luckily no HR at my law firm.

talk about risky business, working with the spouse can be dangerous.

 

[Foobio]

Imagine hiring this guy to be your lawyer and he’s posting about the Cowboys all day instead of working on your case


i keed I keed

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Imagine hiring this guy to be your lawyer and he’s posting about the Cowboys all day instead of working on your case


i keed I keed

You'd be shocked by the amount of sitting around and waiting in court rooms we do as attorneys.

 

[ravidubey]

If we’d only have cut Hill and kept Ridgeway

 

[data]

You'd be shocked by the amount of sitting around and waiting in court rooms we do as attorneys.

Sitting on a bench in the court’s marbled hall, a distinguished man in suit and tie looking like a million bucks with leather briefcase propped open with sensitive documentation out. He checks his phone.

Last minute information coming in? Something new to present? Does it change his closing remarks of persuasion to decide the fate of an accused killer or a million dollar public safety case?

No, he just got notified of Booze’s comment about Edith Bunker’s tits.

 

[boozeman]

 

[data]

I don’t believe that picture is Trysten Hill

 

[boozeman]

I don’t believe that picture is Trysten Hill

Fine.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

If a team is willing to claim a guy off waivers, how can you not at least swindle them into a conditional seventh? Just seems a little crazy to me. But we are awful at trading away players.