Training camp thread...

[Cotton]

We haven't even started any drills yet and we have 3/5th's of our starting OL out.

 

[Simpleton]

We haven't even started any drills yet and we have 3/5th's of our starting OL out.

2/5th's, but still.

 

[Cotton]

2/5th's, but still.

Oh yeah, I guess subconsciously I don't count Free as a starter cause he sucks so bad.

 

[Genghis Khan]

That's fine though. Brent can just step right in for Ratliff.

 

[Cotton]

That's fine though. Brent can just step right in for Ratliff.

Lissemore. Oh wait, he's hurt, too.

 

[Cotton]

Todd Archer ‏@toddarcher1m
Demetress Bell signed one year deal with no guaranteed money and veteran minimum salary benefit. Will count $555k vs cap if makes team

 

[Genghis Khan]

We haven't even started any drills yet and we have 3/5th's of our starting OL out.

Honestly that part doesn't bother me. The two guys out I'd like to see replaced anyway. I don't mind seeing Kowalski and hopefully soon Leary.

 

[Cotton]

Rowan Kavner ‏@KavnerDC47s
In addition to Bernadeau and Ratliff injuring hamstrings during conditioning test, 2 of 3 new signings now on active/NFI list after test

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Aren't you supposed to do a conditioning test before you sign someone?

 

[Genghis Khan]

Lissemore. Oh wait, he's hurt, too.

Good thing we didn't need any more depth on the d-line this offseason.

 

[Cotton]

Honestly that part doesn't bother me. The two guys out I'd like to see replaced anyway. I don't mind seeing Kowalski and hopefully soon Leary.

The problem is, Leary is already hurt, too.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Rowan Kavner ‏@KavnerDC47s
In addition to Bernadeau and Ratliff injuring hamstrings during conditioning test, 2 of 3 new signings now on active/NFI list after test

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Aren't you supposed to do a conditioning test before you sign someone?

That's not how the Cowboys do things. The entire rest of the league does it wrong, as usual.

 

[Genghis Khan]

The problem is, Leary is already hurt, too.

Hopefully minor.

 

[boozeman]

Todd Archer ‏@toddarcher16m
Jay Ratliff and Mackenzy Bernadeau to be placed on PUP. Suffered hamstring injuries in conditioning test

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And, so it begins.

We suck so hard. I swear.

 

[Cotton]

Todd Archer ‏@toddarcher 32s
Tony Romo on field throwing passes during walkthrough. Looks like he has torn his rotator cuff.

 

[Smitty]

Todd Archer ‏@toddarcher 32s
Tony Romo on field throwing passes during walkthrough. Looks like he has torn his rotator cuff.

No.

 

[boozeman]

Todd Archer ‏@toddarcher 32s
Tony Romo on field throwing passes during walkthrough. Looks like he has torn his rotator cuff.

Make me look, fricker.

 

[Cotton]

Make me look, fricker.

Have to be able to laugh or I will cry.

 

[boozeman]

No.

Pathetic thing is, I could see something like that happening.

This team is so delicate, I just don't get it. Hamstrings here, foot problems there.

All of it just compounded by a complete lack of depth at the majority of positions on the roster.

 

[Cotton]

Pathetic thing is, I could see something like that happening.

This team is so delicate, I just don't get it. Hamstrings here, foot problems there.

All of it just compounded by a complete lack of depth at the majority of positions on the roster.

We have plenty of TE's, so go put that in your Jerry hate pipe and smoke it.

 

[boozeman]

We have plenty of TE's, so go put that in your Jerry hate pipe and smoke it.

Last I checked nobody has won a championship based on the number of kick ass TEs they had on their roster.