The Work Thread..

[bbgun]

Jesus, where'd they send you? Hooterville?

 

[boozeman]

Jesus, where'd they send you? Hooterville?

I am in the parts of Florida that are not Orlando or Miami.

Which is basically…a shithole.

 

[boozeman]

The facility I am supporting this week is predominantly Hispanic.

I forgot how easy it was to manage that subculture in a building.

Way less problems. Way less drama.

And when things get shitty, I can totally but conveniently forget I know what Spanish I know.

 

[boozeman]

I will now have to register a complaint with travel.

The hotel allowed a vagrant to take over the building.

So I get back and the only place I can smoke is right in front on two benches.

Fine.

But this one legged man was out there fucking around. He was raving mad shit and I had to extinguish a barely lit cigarette.

This will not do.

 

[boozeman]

There are a couple of broads at Home Office that talk just like this woman today.

 

[Genghis Khan]

There are a couple of broads at Home Office that talk just like this woman today.

Some of these are gold but the premise alone is hilarious.

 

[Cotton]

There are a couple of broads at Home Office that talk just like this woman today.

WTF did I just watch?

 

[boozeman]

Traffic Jam and Slow Train annoy me the most.

 

[boozeman]

We had a sad local tech school beg us to be their headliner at a job fair.

My damn manager got chosen for jury duty so I hate that I had to run that fucking thing myself today.

Fucking hell, of the 214 that “signed up”, over half were former associates.

And there was the fucking one percent that were like hey man, remember me, you fired me in 2021!

 

[bbgun]

 

[Irving Cowboy]

And there was the fucking one percent that were like hey man, remember me, you fired me in 2021!

I would have thought the percentage would have been much higher.

 

[boozeman]

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Say that reminds me…do you work?

Like…in society.

 

[bbgun]

Say that reminds me…do you work?

Like…in society.

yep, healthcare industry

 

[Irving Cowboy]

yep, healthcare industry

Being a patient doesn't count.

 

[boozeman]

I found out today that one of my associates had her own OF type thing.

She would work all day in tights and a dude offered her $200 cash for the used sweaty ones.

I thought I had heard it all.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I found out today that one of my associates had her own OF type thing.

She would work all day in tights and a dude offered her $200 cash for the used sweaty ones.

I thought I had heard it all.

Is she hot?

 

[boozeman]

Is she hot?

Not especially.

But she has a dirty thing to her that plays to her advantage.

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

So today we had a gay ass conference call that lasted an hour but the first twenty minutes were about who everyone was rooting for in the Super Bowl.

Nearly damn errbody is just sick of KC winning and truly do not understand the filth that is the Eagles.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Nearly damn errbody is just sick of KC winning and truly do not understand the filth that is the Eagles.

It saddens me that some people don't see how evil they are.