The New Member Thread

Cotton

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Back in the day, my regular order was
A Big Mac meal, a Quarter Pounder w/cheese
and a hot fudge sundae.
When you get older, it just doesn't burn off like
it used to.

The Wendy's burger slides out the shoot much
easier.
Just curious, but why do you hit the enter key prematurely? Your posts read like a haiku. Not that there is anything wrong with that. :unsure
 

Sheik

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Just curious, but why do you hit the enter key prematurely? Your posts read like a haiku. Not that there is anything wrong with that. :unsure
His posts are puuuuuurfect compared to what we've had to endure with new members lately.
 

Cotton

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His posts are puuuuuurfect compared to what we've had to endure with new members lately.
STFU, Sheik. (you're right)
 

RoboQB

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Just curious, but why do you hit the enter key prematurely? Your posts read like a haiku. Not that there is anything wrong with that. :unsure
I went back to fix it somewhat.
To me, it seems easier to follow.
Also, it's close to having an actual conversation.
Like taking a breath before starting again.
I'll work on it for you. Haiku? I'll have to look that up.
 

Chocolate Lab

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Keep it that way. I'm hearing relaxing meditation music when I read your posts.
 

Cotton

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I went back to fix it somewhat.
To me, it seems easier to follow.
Also, it's close to having an actual conversation.
Like taking a breath before starting again.
I'll work on it for you. Haiku? I'll have to look that up.
You do you. I am not judging, just observing.
 

Sheik

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I went back to fix it somewhat.
To me, it seems easier to follow.
Also, it's close to having an actual conversation.
Like taking a breath before starting again.
I'll work on it for you. Haiku? I'll have to look that up.
I want this to work out. If you find yourself losing steam, feel free to pm me your posts and I'll edit them before you post them.
 

RoboQB

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As long as you can take what you give, you'll fit in quite easily here.
Where I live, "Hey Fucker" is a welcome greeting.
And STFU means anything from total agreement
with you to, well, actually wanting you to STFU.
Either way, it's met with laughter and a smart ass
remark. Then we drink.
 

Cotton

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Where I live, "Hey Fucker" is a welcome greeting.
And STFU means anything from total agreement
with you to, well, actually wanting you to STFU.
Either way, it's met with laughter and a smart ass
remark. Then we drink.
You will see STFU around here a lot.
 

Genghis Khan

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@Genghis Khan

Here's one. Would you rather.:

1. Eat Wendy's while Iron Maiden plays through the lobby speakers.

2. Eat McDonald's while Taylor Swift plays through the lobby speakers.

No headphones from home, no ear plugs, you have to listen.

Wendy's with Iron Maiden. No question.
 

skidadl

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You do you. I am not judging, just observing.
Think about it this way, what if each line is its own topic? If you get tired in the middle of a post you could just hit reply and move on.
 

jsmith6919

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Don’t sweat it, Robo. He’s always trying to show off how cultured he is. Haiku this and chicken fried chicken that.
@Iamtdg is so bougie he calls chicken fried steak just chicken fry
 

RoboQB

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Think about it this way, what if each line is its own topic? If you get tired in the middle of a post you could just hit reply and move on.
Sure.
Okay.
I guess we'll go with that.
 
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