The Job Thread

[Genghis Khan]

People live in Arkansas?

 

[boozeman]

The other old ass one threw his badge at me.

 

[boozeman]

People live in Arkansas?

Shit, Arkansas has been booming for a bit.

It is not like shitholes in Texas, the Dakotas and Oklahoma.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I also got told by Arkie hottie that I have a job in Arkansas if I want it. Thing is, I don’t really want to move there.

But do you want the Arkie?

 

[boozeman]

But do you want the Arkie?

To has? No. She is a nice looking tool that now I can manipulate. But I ain’t gonna lie. She is so smokin’.

 

[boozeman]

She has married cops in both marriages.

 

[p1_]

I also got told by Arkie hottie that I have a job in Arkansas if I want it. Thing is, I don’t really want to move there.

Downgrade from NC.

 

[p1_]

People live in Arkansas?

You obviously haven’t seen Ozark.

 

[NoDak]

You obviously haven’t seen Ozark.

Ozark the TV show? With Jason Bateman?

 

[Genghis Khan]

I have seen neither the place nor the show, the latter of which I assumed to be about former Phillies manager from the 1970s Danny Ozark (which it would be about time they made a biop on this epic man).

 

[bbgun]

I had to terminate two 20-year company associates today and it felt so damn good.

Lesbians, fornicators, sexual harassment claims, ex-Cowboy junkies, etc. Sure is a lot of drama at your workplace.

 

[boozeman]

Lesbians, fornicators, sexual harassment claims, ex-Cowboy junkies, etc. Sure is a lot of drama at your workplace.

The whole job in HR is to manage the drama to keep your own fucking sanity. The one thing that is a major huge fucking drawback to not only the location, I would be in a cube. Ain’t no way nobody gonna box me in like that.

 

[bbgun]

The one thing that is a major huge fucking drawback to not only the location, I would be in a cube.

A cube but not an office? You need more confidence.

 

[boozeman]

A cube but not an office? You need more confidence.

What the fuck are you talking about? That simply how they do it. It is a maze of cubes. That is gross. People are walking past you. And you have to acknowledge them. And the last time I went to corporate it was all a bunch of Arkie graduates in roles they were not even remotely experienced enough to mentally handle. Plus they were dumb kids.

 

[boozeman]

I wish I had the fake wood panels in my office on Friday.

 

[Smitty]

It really would not be that bad to get a solid 30K in base. But that would probably get gobbled up.

Is Arkansas more expensive than the Carolinas?

 

[Rev]

Is Arkansas more expensive than the Carolinas?

The trailer homes can get pretty fancy.

 

[boozeman]

Is Arkansas more expensive than the Carolinas?

In general, no. But this is where the rich Arkies live. A normal house with a moderate commute is about $500. Not interested.

 

[p1_]

In general, no. But this is where the rich Arkies live.

The Walmart C Suite.

 

[boozeman]

I am gonna fire this real bitch today.

I can do it anytime I want. I just need to decide how to fuck up her day the best way.

And her POS shit husband’s too.