Dak's gonna be the bridge to John Stephen Jones... bet on it.
I like it! Could be a TV series. The football version of "Dallas." A family dynasty, a drunken, squirrely patriarch at the head of it; his dullard offspring waiting in the wings; an incompetent loser of a coach the squirrely patriarch adopts into the family; the team limps along in mediocrity until ... finally! the hero grandson, a star player, comes along to lead the team to greater heights of glory.
Unfortunately, the drunken, squirrely patriarch never lives to see it.