Offseason Thread...

[Cotton]

 

[Cotton]

There it is! got you chuckle! There are those dimples....

~pinches cheeks~

Shit just got awkward.

 

[data]

Invariably, this thread has killed Test.
[MENTION=21]Iamtdg[/MENTION], here's Test in the coffin, there's the shovel and dirt pile. You get the honor of the first scoop.

 

[Cotton]

Invariably, this thread has killed Test.
[MENTION=21]Iamtdg[/MENTION], here's Test in the coffin, there's the shovel and dirt pile. You get the honor of the first scoop.

Phil ------->

<-------- Me

 

[boozeman]

I have always wanted to know...WTF is an Instagram "model"? Some chick that takes mirror selfies in duck face?

 

[Cotton]

I have always wanted to know...WTF is an Instagram "model"? Some chick that takes mirror selfies in duck face?

And get paid to do it.

 

[1bigfan13]

And get paid to do it.

While posing with some grossly over-priced fitness product....packets of teas, shakes, etc.

 

[Cotton]

While posing with some grossly over-priced fitness product....packets of teas, shakes, etc.

Yep.

 

[skidadl]

Did somebody say organic?

 

[skidadl]

I posted a few pieces of equipment for sale and have done nothing but stare at my screen waiting for something to happen. So far nothin...

 

[skidadl]

I attempted to lay some tile today using quickset mortar. Didn't add enough water, left it in the 129 degree sunlight for 5 minutes and it attempted to turn to concrete on me in a hurry. Don't worry, I'll throw some water in and mix it up right quick..then I burned my damn drill up and the moment was screwed. 5 minutes later my wife calls and tells me she caused a wreck going the wrong way on the I-35 access. Uh, what?!

So how was your day?

 

[L.T. Fan]

I attempted to lay some tile today using quickset mortar. Didn't add enough water, left it in the 129 degree sunlight for 5 minutes and it attempted to turn to concrete on me in a hurry. Don't worry, I'll throw some water in and mix it up right quick..then I burned my damn drill up and the moment was screwed. 5 minutes later my wife calls and tells me she caused a wreck going the wrong way on the I-35 access. Uh, what?!

So how was your day?

Was she in the wreck? Is she okay?

 

[skidadl]

Was she in the wreck? Is she okay?

She's perfectly fine. But my truck...

 

[DLK150]

There it is! got you chuckle! There are those dimples....

~pinches cheeks~

Oh gawd, you caused a flashback. I had dimples like Crater Lake when I was kid. One family member used to pinch both of my cheeks and say "Diiiiimmmplllles!" My baby face is one reason I grew a beard when I was eighteen, to hide the damn things.

 

[DLK150]

I attempted to lay some tile today using quickset mortar. Didn't add enough water, left it in the 129 degree sunlight for 5 minutes and it attempted to turn to concrete on me in a hurry. Don't worry, I'll throw some water in and mix it up right quick..then I burned my damn drill up and the moment was screwed. 5 minutes later my wife calls and tells me she caused a wreck going the wrong way on the I-35 access. Uh, what?!

So how was your day?

I had something similar happen once. I mixed the mortar with an attachment for my drill, left it sit too long and while it didn't burn my drill up, it seized up just enough where the drill pulled me off my feet and damn near pulled my arm out of joint. It's a 6.5 amp, high torque Bosch hammer drill. After I got my wits about me, I set it to hammer drill mode and managed to free it and clean the mixing attachment off but I was done for the day.

 

[skidadl]

I had something similar happen once. I mixed the mortar with an attachment for my drill, left it sit too long and while it didn't burn my drill up, it seized up just enough where the drill pulled me off my feet and damn near pulled my arm out of joint. It's a 6.5 amp, high torque Bosch hammer drill. After I got my wits about me, I set it to hammer drill mode and managed to free it and clean the mixing attachment off but I was done for the day.

I just left the mortar in the bucket and walked away. I'll just get another bucket. lol

 

[L.T. Fan]

Oh gawd, you caused a flashback. I had dimples like Crater Lake when I was kid. One family member used to pinch both of my cheeks and say "Diiiiimmmplllles!" My baby face is one reason I grew a beard when I was eighteen, to hide the damn things.

Dimples are caused by malformed muscles.

 

[Cotton]

Dimples are caused by malformed muscles.

Well, isn't that interesting?



It's not really that interesting.

 

[L.T. Fan]

Well, isn't that interesting?



It's not really that interesting.

Someone needed to get control of the dimplerama.

 

[DLK150]

Dimples are caused by malformed muscles.

Makes sense. My older female cousin probably didn't care what caused them though. :)