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[Cotton]

You shut your uppity ass up.

Just appreciate the art for what it is.

Raw, timely, and subtly detailed.

Hey, I gave props. Just wondering if there is some deeper meaning (you know how sneaky he is with his jeri spelling and all)

 

[mcnuttz]

Hey, I gave props. Just wondering if there is some deeper meaning (you know how sneaky he is with his jeri spelling and all)

If your photoshops aren't halfcocked, you've tried too hard and you've lost the comedic edge.

Why I'm trying to teach you about comedy, I have no idea.

 

[Cotton]

If your photoshops aren't halfcocked, you've tried too hard and you've lost the comedic edge.

Why I'm trying to teach you about comedy, I have no idea.

Have you seen my photoshops? You think I don't know about halfcocked, pal?

 

[data]

Have you seen my photoshops? You think I don't know about halfcocked, pal?

Did somebody say ‘buttplug’?

 

[Cotton]

 

[Cotton]

Did somebody say ‘buttplug’?

Your on ignore.

 

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[Cotton]

This might be the one single most awesome thing he has said so far.

 

[yimyammer]

Why is the star on the cardigans all fucked up?

PS. Well done, sir.

thx, its a play on how all captive adult male orcas have collapsed dorsal fins kinda like how the Cowboys have been held captive under the current ownership & are broken, thus the "broken star"

 

[yimyammer]

Hey, I gave props. Just wondering if there is some deeper meaning (you know how sneaky he is with his jeri spelling and all)

good catch my friend

 

[yimyammer]

refreshingly deeper than we have to stack shit

 

[Cotton]

good catch my friend

I thought as much. Again, very well done.

 

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[bbgun]

#Cowboys

HC Mike McCarthy on @1053thefan - "I used to say, 'statistics are for losers.'"

What a boob. I'm beginning to understand what Rodgers meant by "low football IQ." I used to think he was too old for today's game; now I think he's too dumb. Analytics? Just a buzzword he uses to appear hip, modern and engaged. Ten bucks says he has no idea what it entails. Ditto Jerry.