McCarthy Gone - Now the search is on - Schottenheimer Hired

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Goof son: "this drought that people say we're in, in terms of a championship game or a super bowl."

What?

Does he think there's an alternate universe where we're not actually in that drought?
Oh, he said that while making air quotes.

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Good son: "this drought that people say we're in, in terms of a championship game or a super bowl."

What?

Does he think there's an alternate universe where we're not actually in that drought?
He even did the Dr Evil air quotes when he said that. :doh
 

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I mean he is right that this is a risky move. I think the fans are at a tipping point where interest and excitement for the team are dropping quickly. If this move goes as bad as I think it could, you may see real drops in sales, attendance and other things. Jerry has said fuck you to the fans starting last offseason. He said it again with this hire. If the team does poorly, fans will lose interest. You've done nothing to get fans excited.
 

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Stephen just referenced McClay as if he's unquestionably coming back.

Did they re-up McClay? I haven't heard anything but I thought McClay's contract was up.
 

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Stephen just referenced McClay as if he's unquestionably coming back.

Did they re-up McClay? I haven't heard anything but I thought McClay's contract was up.
Yeah, I wondered that too. Weird that they haven't announced anything.
 

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Remember when we hired Schottenheimer and we were like, Mike is the real OC anyway. Schottenheimer isn't even calling plays. What's the worst that could happen?
 

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Damn, Walker asking a great question.

(Paraphrase) "It's one thing to look in the mirror, but can you look at how other teams like the eagles do things in free agency and are in the super bowl?"

Stephen: (paraphrase) "yeah but look at the chiefs, who play a lot of young guys"


Fuck you goof son.
 

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Damn, Walker asking a great question.

(Paraphrase) "It's one thing to look in the mirror, but can you look at how other teams like the eagles do things in free agency and are in the super bowl?"

Stephen: (paraphrase) "yeah but look at the chiefs, who play a lot of young guys"


Fuck you goof son.

And then Jerry interjects with the fucking dusty bronco story.

"You can't have it all".

Fuck you asshole. That strategy has clearly failed you dumb hick.
 

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Remember when we hired Schottenheimer and we were like, Mike is the real OC anyway. Schottenheimer isn't even calling plays. What's the worst that could happen?
Yeah I couldn't have dreamt something like this at the time.

Proof that you can suck up enough to get any job in life.
 

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Jerruh: You can have it all, but if you try to have it all, you can pay the fiddler when you’ve used up your credit - that’s the salary cap.

The cap takes a big hit when you have injured players. But the cap is still there. So if someone thinks it’s daunting that well we have to manage the cap, why don’t you sign this player. I want the fans to know I manage the cap real well. Just because the bank is full, it means you haven’t paid the bill due 60 days from now. You’ve got to look around the corner. It’s no excuse, all teams have it. We obviously haven’t done it well enough. Can we? You betcha.
 

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You can tell Slater's question about how long it took pissed Jerry the fuck off.

"Where's the clock!" :lol

He doesn't even comprehend that the world is not revolving around him and the timing means that he might miss out on potential candidates for both HC and assistants.

There's your fucking clock dickhead.
 

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I don't think that's quite what he said although maybe I misheard it. I thought he was referring to the coaches he interviewed saying that, not that Jerry was claiming that random coaches were calling and saying this.
 
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