La'el Collins Suspended

Cotton

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So wait, it was reduced to 2 games. He still appealed that and the NFL said fuck it, you deserve 5 games? What a real fucktard.
Yep, he is a moron.
 
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bbgun

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His agent acted like he didn’t have this information and the suspension was a travesty … lol …
 

boozeman

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His agent acted like he didn’t have this information and the suspension was a travesty … lol …
Jackie Chiles is probably his agent.

I am shocked and chagrined, mortified and stupefied. This mockery of justice is outrageous! And he even offered a generous contribution to the collection agent's charity of choice!
 

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Something doesn't add up.

Did he miss all those tests, or did he show and try to bribe the tester?

Seems fishy.
Well and Michael Irvin when he was talking about it basically said you can't miss a test. They just show up and you can't leave until you give them a sample. According to him they don't ask you to show up somewhere they actually come to you and tell you to go now.

I think the whole system is sketchy.
 

Clff15701

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Who tries to bribe a league official? Just roll with steel Collins is a complete idiot
 

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So what he starts looking through his wallet supposedly for his appointment card and flashes a bunch of $100 bills, saying "man, I really don't know if I have any pee left at the moment... wish there was something that we could do..."
 

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to go from 2 games to 5 is pure idiocy. I hope he gets fined by MM for sheer dumbassery. Gawd!
 

shane

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Are we even missing this guy?
For all the bitching about McCarthy (who is far from perfect and certainly deserves some criticism), the fact that we lost Collins and have barely missed a step is a testament to how much better the coaching has gotten since Garrett.
 

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For all the bitching about McCarthy (who is far from perfect and certainly deserves some criticism), the fact that we lost Collins and have barely missed a step is a testament to how much better the coaching has gotten since Garrett.
We are missing half a dozen guys. He's doing an outstanding job.
 

jsmith6919

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We are missing half a dozen guys. He's doing an outstanding job.
Especially compared to Garrett who put Chaz fucking Green out on his own and refused to give him help
 
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