Golf Thread

[Carl]

3 rounds in the 60's for Gerry. No one else had two. Loves Augusta!

 

[Carl]

Actually, I was too harsh on Jordan S. Remarkable talent and I will leave it at that. Golf needs young players like him.

 

[Texas Ace]

Bubba's wife...umm, she is umm...yeah.

Yea, she doesn't exactly make the boys tingle.

 

[Carp]

Kaymer is running away with the US Open...boring.

 

[Carl]

Well, if you watch the post day coverage on golf Channel, you wouldn't know. Phil M is the lead story, despite the fact he is 13 shots back and hasnt had a top 10 all year.

 

[Carl]

Kaymer is running away with the US Open...boring.

His wife is not bad looking though.

 

[Carl]

Kaymer is running away with the US Open...boring.

Just don't mention the war. #FawltyTowers

 

[Deuce]

Just don't mention the war. #FawltyTowers

Good attempt. It's a bit of stretch to think a lot of these uncultured bafoons know what Fawlty Towers is though.

 

[Cotton]

Good attempt. It's a bit of stretch to think a lot of these uncultured bafoons know what Fawlty Towers is though.

I admit I had to google it, and I still don't really know what it is.

 

[Deuce]

I admit I had to google it, and I still don't really know what it is.

British humor isn't for everyone, but I enjoy it. John Cleese is greatness.

 

[Clay_Allison]

Good attempt. It's a bit of stretch to think a lot of these uncultured bafoons know what Fawlty Towers is though.

I know a lot more about Fawlty Towers than I know about Golf.

 

[Carp]

This course sucks...looks like shit on TV and the rough is an absolute mess. Looks like they are playing on concrete.

 

[NoDak]

11 year old Lucy Li missed the cut in the Women's Open. It would have been great to see her make it. She's the youngest to ever qualify for the Open. She shot a 78 both rounds.

Pretty frickin' impressive.

 

[L.T. Fan]

Don't know how to spell faulty huh? probably about some poorly constructed castle.

 

[Deuce]

11 year old Lucy Li missed the cut in the Women's Open. It would have been great to see her make it. She's the youngest to ever qualify for the Open. She shot a 78 both rounds.

Pretty frickin' impressive.

It's also interesting since the last girl phenom to come through now has the lead and could have his first major win.

 

[Clay_Allison]

Don't know how to spell faulty huh? probably about some poorly constructed castle.

Jesus. Christ.

 

[Clay_Allison]

It's also interesting since the last girl phenom to come through now has the lead and could have his first major win.

Michelle Wie had a sex change?

 

[L.T. Fan]

Jesus. Christ.

The man has lost his sense of humor. Pity.

 

[Clay_Allison]

The man has lost his sense of humor. Pity.

Sometimes terrible puns leave my sense of humor feeling lost and confused.

 

[Deuce]

McIlroy dominated this tournament from the start. Very impressive.