Garrett Watch Thread...

[boozeman]

 

[UncleMilti]

Reading the tea leaves...

~drops to knees, praying in loud verses while splashing holy water on myself and nearby furniture~

 

[Cotton]

This reminds me of this one time I was having to fire an employee. He works at night, so I emailed him to get him to come in during the day so I could fire him. He refused to answer my emails or come in. I had to fire him by phone.

 

[bbgun]

And give me a break if the Garrett delay is about the “respectful” way of saying goodbye with Jason able to shake hands with everyone in the building. I can’t roll my eyes enough.

If it's not about sentimentality or respect, then why is it taking so long?

 

[boozeman]

 

[Plan9Misfit]

The longer this goes on, the angrier I’m getting. Just announce that useless fucker is gone already.

 

[yimyammer]

are either of these dip shits even cowboy fans?

 

[yimyammer]

Ain’t that some shit if Garrett were announced as the task force leader to find the new HC

 

[UncleMilti]

Fuck you, Parisa.

 

[Cotton]

are either of these dip shits even cowboy fans?

One of them is a sports reporter. The other is just a casual "fan".

 

[yimyammer]

If it's not about sentimentality or respect, then why is it taking so long?

I thought everyone already acknowledged before this even started that jeri would drag this out for max publicity

why is everyone so shocked?

 

[p1_]

Waiting for the new Pope announcement isn't this fucking dramatic.

This is Jerry’s brokeback moment

 

[jsmith6919]

 

[Cotton]

This is Jerry’s brokeback moment

 

[Cotton]

 

[p1_]

I got it!! Garrett will be the new GM

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I thought everyone already acknowledged before this even started that jeri would drag this out for max publicity

why is everyone so shocked?

Yep, the media has talked about it basically all day long today.

 

[Cotton]

If/when Garrett goes, I will make this an official smiley on this board. (h/t @jsmith6919)

 

[Rev]

If/when Garrett goes, I will make this an official smiley on this board. (h/t @jsmith6919)

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Call it

 

[Cujo]

The longer this goes on, the angrier I’m getting. Just announce that useless fucker is gone already.

I got it!! Garrett will be the new GM