Game Day Chatter Thread | Week 2 | Cowboys @ Redskins | 09/15/19

[jsmith6919]

Jason Garrett is a genius with his deferral strategy.

Shush...he spent years developing this don't let the cat out of the bag

 

[1bigfan13]

Whitten went bald to avoid scrutiny re: his WIG

I think ESPN made him turn in the hair along with his employee badge on his way out the door.

 

[data]

If this ballgame comes down to a last-minute FG, prepare for a debacle.

 

[Cotton]

I think ESPN made him turn in the hair along with his employee badge on his way out the door.

That's fucked up.

 

[data]

I think ESPN made him turn in the hair along with his employee badge on his way out the door.

 

[data]

I do like our red zone conversion rate thus far this season.

 

[Cotton]

I do like our red zone conversion rate thus far this season.

100%?

 

[deadrise]

Any halfway decent safety makes that pick in his sleep. Heath was head-hunting the receiver.

 

[1bigfan13]

That's fucked up.

But it's true.

He didn't have hair until he started doing MNF. That hair was the property of ESPN.

 

[data]

100%?

I believe so.

 

[boozeman]

Witten has shaved his head.

You are just realizing this?

 

[Cotton]

That hair was the property of ESPN.

Stop it, dammit.

 

[Cotton]

You are just realizing this?

WE LANDED ON THE MOON!

 

[data]

Brooke Hogan never married Phil Costa...huh. Useless trivia of the day.

 

[1bigfan13]

The Dolphins offense looks like a slapstick comedy act.

 

[data]

Speaking of which, Hulk Hogan actually likes the Cowboys. Ric Flair hates the Cowboys.

I recommend changing out all our Flair gifs to Hogan.

 

[data]

 

[ravidubey]

Two Octoberfests in, and each local Washington commercial makes me want a bourbon chaser in between

 

[Genghis Khan]

Peterson is 8 carries 23 yards 2.9 ypc but hey, let's slurp his crank all game.

 

[Cotton]

I recommend changing out all our Flair gifs to Hogan.

Uhh, no.