Game Day Chatter Thread | Week 11 | Cowboys @ Lions | 11/17/19

[boozeman]

Trysten Hill.

 

[Cotton]

Just did four shots to start things off.

 

[data]

Just did four shots to start things off. This is gonna be a rough one.

Drinking game?

 

[jsmith6919]

Okay, so who's drinking already? I have gotten to where I don't start this early anymore, but I'm seriously considering it.

Just cracked open my first beer. #firegarrett

 

[Cotton]

Just opened my first beer. I haven't started drinking this early on a Sunday in a long time.

 

[bbgun]

let's see if Cooper can finally have a big game on the road. his home/road splits are wider than Oprah's ass

 

[Cotton]

let's see if Cooper can finally have a big game on the road. his home/road splits are wider than Oprah's ass

Please don't say split and Oprah's ass in the same sentence.

 

[jsmith6919]

If we lose today does Jerry lose it and fire garrett on the tarmac?

 

[Cotton]

If we lose today does Jerry lose it and fire garrett on the tarmac?

I highly doubt it, but my god that would be fantastic.

 

[data]

If Lions score first, take a drink.
If Lions score twice before we score, then finish the rest of your glass.

If Jeff Driskel throws a TD, take a drink.
If Jeff Driskel scrambles for a first down, take a drink.

If Brett Maher attempts a 50+ yarder, take a drink.
If Dak Prescott scrambles, take a drink.

If Sean Lee gets an injury timeout, take a drink.
If Tyron Smith gets a holding penalty, take a drink.

If Chris Jones punts to the 10-12 yard line, take a drink.

 

[Cotton]

If Sean Lee gets an injury timeout, take a drink.

Phil, some of us have to work tomorrow.

 

[bbgun]

If we lose today does Jerry lose it and fire garrett on the tarmac?

he's finishing out the season no matter what

 

[boozeman]

OMG no Kristie video for this game.

 

[jsmith6919]

I highly doubt it, but my god that would be fantastic.

I'd get so drunk celebrating I'd have to call in tomorrow

 

[Cotton]

Just found out the Tech game on Saturday is a 6pm start. Means a fucking 14 hour day for me. Ugh.

 

[Cotton]

OMG no Kristie video for this game.

 

[boozeman]

I need to fap. No Kristie.

 

[data]

At least the lions are wearing white jerseys, not the grey ones as reported earlier.

Fire whomever posted that here.

 

[boozeman]

Ah Gawd. Garrett is grinning and giving fist bumps.

 

[boozeman]

Pam lookin' nice and stinky.