I was in the stands wearing my Emmitt Jersey surrounded by burgundy. It was beautiful.This was the moment I first became a Cowboys fan.
Never heard that excessive fecal matter was a good omen.Second nervous shit of the day just happened. Not sure if good sign or bad.
Well, as a matter of the team, maybe I'm getting the nerves out of the way early so that I am laser focused come game time.Never heard that excessive fecal matter was a good omen.
There is no I in team, bud. But, there is an m and e, so you can always take that angle if you aren't really a team guy and hate the team and every member on this board.I've taken three nervous shits today. I win
I remember leaving my aunts wedding reception in the middle to go watch this game. I had my priorities.Also an all time favorite moment.
bros till the end. lets get this W so we can go back to our regular shitting schedule (at work for 30 mins each time)There is no I in team, bud. But, there is an m and e, so you can always take that angle if you aren't really a team guy and hate the team and every member on this board.
bros till the end. lets get this W so we can go back to our regular shitting schedule (at work for 30 mins each time)
I don't know why I feel compelled to tell you that excessive time (over 5 minutes) of sitting on the commode causes or aggravates hemroids.bros till the end. lets get this W so we can go back to our regular shitting schedule (at work for 30 mins each time)
Holy shit, it's Wil Wheaton.
It's gameday bitches