DCC Appreciation Thread...

[Cotton]

I don't read reddit much, but occasionally I do on different topics. And it's amazing how often young people claim, "I've been diagnosed with..."

And they say it as -- yes -- a victim, but almost as a point of pride. As if once a doctor or other "authority" pronounces that you have some condition, that's the end of it. You have this permanent malady that prevents you from doing whatever it is.

I actually don't blame the kids as much as parents and society. It's like the obesity epidemic. The kids don't know better -- they only know what they've been taught. Society has failed them, usually in the name of inclusion or equity or whatever the garbage of the day is.

Big fucking facts.

 

[bbgun]

 

[Cotton]

It's true, you know.

 

[bbgun]

 

[Irving Cowboy]

I somehow got on their mailing list. The questions I see on that forum are fucking hilarious sometimes.

 

[boozeman]

I somehow got on their mailing list. The questions I see on that forum are fucking hilarious sometimes.

It is where the retards go to ask dumb questions.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Samples:

My boss found out I reported them to HR. What should I do?

Do nuclear submarines ever surface?

My daughter asks me to help her take a shower because she has a broken arm. What do I do?

I accepted a job offer, but then received a much better one two weeks later. What is the right thing to do?

If you consumed alcohol every day and got drunk, how long would it take to damage your liver?

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Booze you should be able to help out with at least 3 of those...

I won't say which 3.

 

[bbgun]

Samples:

My daughter asks me to help her take a shower because she has a broken arm. What do I do?

 

[Irving Cowboy]

View attachment 694851

Only you would go ahead and click on that shit...

 

[Cotton]

Samples:

My boss found out I reported them to HR. What should I do?

Do nuclear submarines ever surface?

My daughter asks me to help her take a shower because she has a broken arm. What do I do?

I accepted a job offer, but then received a much better one two weeks later. What is the right thing to do?

If you consumed alcohol every day and got drunk, how long would it take to damage your liver?

Yeah, I'm not clicking on any of those.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Bipo]

Bro trying to mosh at this shit?

 

[NoDak]

Bro trying to mosh at this shit?

That looked fake as hell.

 

[boozeman]

That looked fake as hell.

If it is the same video I have seen slowed down, it is a pretty mean shiver with strong contact. It was quite quick too.

 

[boozeman]

True story. I injured my left knee in a mosh pit back in the early 1990s.

 

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[Cotton]

Watching Scream with my daughter. Somebody please fucking save me.

 

[boozeman]

Watching Scream with my daughter. Somebody please fucking save me.

We have a movie thread for this.

 

[ravidubey]

Put on Scary Movie afterwards