2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Chocolate Lab]

I stopped paying attention once the game got out of control, but when did Booker get hurt?

I don't remember it either.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

We don't even dare threaten to blitz. I get that the pass rush so far hasn't been stellar but we are doing zero to help it schematicqlly. I know our Dline coach knows what he is doing. This is just straight up bad Defensive coordinator work.

Yeah but if we blitzed people, they might beat us deep...

 

[boozeman]

It's a little earlier than usual for the annual flood of injuries at the same key positions. And why does this not ever seem to happen to the deserving teams. Like the Eagles.

Conditioning. I think the Eagles are a little more devoted to nutrition and fitness. I have no energy to even see what unqualified nepo fuck runs that.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I don't remember it either.

Why is not ever a fucking Mile Sanders, Dante Fowler, Donovan Wilson that pops up with a random unseen serious injury? Its always one of our damn good players.

 

[boozeman]

Yeah but if we blitzed people, they might beat us deep...

Eberflus needs a moment of epiphany. He needs to recall what the hell he learned under Fat Rob Ryan and run something strange. If he continues to be a stubborn twat running exactly what Marinelli ran, we are dead defensively no matter who returns from injury.

 

[boozeman]

Why is not ever a fucking Mile Sanders, Dante Fowler, Donovan Wilson that pops up with a random unseen serious injury? Its always one of our damn good players.

Because.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Eberflus needs a moment of epiphany. He needs to recall what the hell he learned under Fat Rob Ryan and run something strange. If he continues to be a stubborn twat running exactly what Marinelli ran, we are dead defensively no matter who returns from injury.

True, but one impression I have of him from his interviews is he's one cocky mofo. So I doubt he changes.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Bass to the rescue? No?

Yeah between him and Hoffman we're probably ok on the line for a handful of games. Steele is still the big problem even with two backups in the lineup.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

 

[Genghis Khan]

And why does this not ever seem to happen to the deserving teams. Like the Eagles.

Excellent question.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Eberflus needs a moment of epiphany. He needs to recall what the hell he learned under Fat Rob Ryan and run something strange. If he continues to be a stubborn twat running exactly what Marinelli ran, we are dead defensively no matter who returns from injury.

I don't recall Marinellis coverages being this fucking dumb. At least Marinelli tried to run one coverage and run it well. We can't run any zone coverages well. And yet we have a dog like devotion to running all different kinds of pure zone coverages.

 

[Rev]

Heh.

We should trade for Chuma.

Just when I thought you couldnt be any smarter...

Magnificent plan!

 

[Rev]

I stopped paying attention once the game got out of control, but when did Booker get hurt?

Wonder if it was when he got pancaked.

@Bipo I know you saw that play because you mentioned it. Did you see any hint of that?

 

[Bipo]

Wonder if it was when he got pancaked.

@Bipo I know you saw that play because you mentioned it. Did you see any hint of that?

I don't remember when he got hurt either. I do remember someone putting him on his ass rather embarrassingly.

 

[boozeman]

True, but one impression I have of him from his interviews is he's one cocky mofo. So I doubt he changes.

Humility is a vastly underrated quality in a leader.

 

[boozeman]

I don't recall Marinellis coverages being this fucking dumb. At least Marinelli tried to run one coverage and run it well. We can't run any zone coverages well. And yet we have a dog like devotion to running all different kinds of pure zone coverages.

Okay fine.

Old Man Kiffin’s coverages were just as elementary and any OC with half a brain could beat it if the personnel were poor fits. We saw that.

That is what we have right now and I am not certain a healthy Bland and Revel will address that.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Cowboysrock55]

That is what we have right now and I am not certain a healthy Bland and Revel will address that.

It might be better but Wilson will still get raped. Diggs will need safety help on basically every play. Bland is great in zone or man. But I kind of feel like Revel is a press man kind of corner with elite speed. Putting him in some bullshit zone is a bad idea too. So it may get better but we still will get picked on because of the dumbass scheme.

 

[Cujo]

Humility is a vastly underrated quality in a leader.

Indispensable.

 

[Smitty]

Season is already over