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Bipo

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John Park gets checks from Jerry Jones for doing jack and shit other than supplying the organization with nothing but data.

Great gig with zero accountability.
Now I'm jealous.
 

boozeman

29 Years And Counting...
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I'd be such a suck up if I had some job in Cowboys management.

Telling Jer that Zeke was a great signing and Dowdle is perfectly fine.

Then I'd tell him I had a bottle of Blue and ask if I could fuck one of the big boat waitresses.
Fake fan.
 

boozeman

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I am glad I am not becoming a gambling degenerate like my son wants me to be.

He had a parlay with Allen with 200 passing yards and I told him no problemo.
 

boozeman

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I had no idea the Falcons/Saints rivalry was this intense.
 

Cowboysrock55

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I think they might believe it because the fancy Asians in analytics told them RB was fine.

Those motherfuckers probably know as much about football as I do about Kung-fu.
Listen, Jerry watched Zeke with the Patriots and he said he is still elite. I'm guessing the analytics needs weren't telling him that.
 

boozeman

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The Ravens offense is so versatile.

They had two TEs in the backfield and ran a Pop Warner play for a TD.
 

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The Ravens offense is so versatile.

They had two TEs in the backfield and ran a Pop Warner play for a TD.
Yeah when we played the Ravens I think they literally pulled out a high school playbook. Not sure they ever threw the ball beyond 10 yards.
 

boozeman

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Why they still using the ghey NFL gear color palette?

I've never seen anyone wear that shit.
Crucial Catch. Respect it, motherfucker.

Those assholes have made bank out of making coaches look like idiots for how many years?
 

data

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I think they might believe it because the fancy Asians in analytics told them RB was fine.

Those motherfuckers probably know as much about football as I do about Kung-fu.
Do we actually know what difference analytics have made for this franchise?

The Jones' boys seem to be operating the same as ever.
 

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Is it unfair cherry picking to say Derrick Henry has more yardage on one carry than Ezekiel Elliott all season?
 

Clff15701

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Is it unfair cherry picking to say Derrick Henry has more yardage on one carry than Ezekiel Elliott all season?
We don’t need a RB though. Jerry better get his ass on the phone and at least get someone decent. We would have had the money if we didn’t waste it on a bust qb. We cannot win throwing 40 a game.
 

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Derrick Henry sitting at 199 yards and Ravens pass on 3rd down up 35-10 with 3min left.

C'mon, coaches. Get him 200.
 
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