2024 Season | Week 11 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Texans @ Cowboys | 11/17/2024

[bbgun]

Thank God it didn't hit Jerry and Stephen. Because that would've been awful.

 

[boozeman]

Thank God it didn't hit Jerry and Stephen. Because that would've been awful.

It would have been a sign from God and I would have walked the earth singing His praises wearing nothing but sandals to protect my feet.

 

[mcnuttz]

I usually don't pay attention to the Manningcast, but tonight will be the exception.

I enjoy the hell out of it, but sometimes forget that it's on.

 

[Simpleton]

Evergreen: The absolute dumbest people.

 

[Rev]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Forget the roaches…Jerry’s out there trying to cut off heads and shit.

That was my first thought when I saw the video. That piece of sheet metal could literally have decapitated someone. And there were people around close to it, too.

 

[Rev]

yall can rest easy now

 

[data]

They gave the Kelces' $100M for their podcast?!?!?!

 

[boozeman]

Damn, the Seat Belt got beat out by a 1.5 year PS guy.

 

[boozeman]

yall can rest easy now

Ooof.

Cracker Barrell is a dressed up Waffle House with proper hours.

 

[ravidubey]

I forgot we were playing tonight… maybe the result of a subconscious block.

That has never happened before

 

[data]

Over/Under:
22 receiving yards from Mingo
22 rushing yards from Ezekiel Elliott
22 longest rush by any Cowboy
22 points by Texans at halftime
22 yard line of Houston is the furthest Cowboys offense advances to
22 posts by @dpf1123

 

[boozeman]

I forgot we were playing tonight… maybe the result of a subconscious block.

That has never happened before

Go to bed now and you will be so much more mentally healthy.

 

[Genghis Khan]

yall can rest easy now

Sometimes I'll look at something like this and see that it has a bookmark, and think who the frick would bookmark this sort of thing to come back and look at it again later?

 

[boozeman]

Over/Under:
22 receiving yards from Mingo
22 rushing yards from Ezekiel Elliott
22 longest rush by any Cowboy
22 points by Texans at halftime
22 yard line of Houston is the furthest Cowboys offense advances to
22 posts by @dpf1123

Your little games are not amusing at this time.

 

[boozeman]

Sometimes I'll look at something like this and see that it has a bookmark, and think who the frick would bookmark this sort of thing to come back and look at it again later?

Freak analysis? A gaze at a fuck that deserves the life choked out of him?

 

[data]

The ratings for Thanksgiving Dallas - Giants will be interesting.

Will that matchup be the lowest number of combined wins for both teams? Even in 1989 the Eagles had seven victories heading into Thanksgiving when we had one.

 

[Genghis Khan]

They gave the Kelces' $100M for their podcast?!?!?!

I've been to two stores last week, Target and Acme. Both had magazines at the check out titled Kelce, and had Jason Kelce on the cover.

The world is losing its grip on sanity.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Damn, the Seat Belt got beat out by a 1.5 year PS guy.

The saddest part is that it's the right move.

 

[boozeman]

I've been to two stores last week, Target and Acme. Both had magazines at the check out titled Kelce, and had Jason Kelce on the cover.

The world is losing its grip on sanity.

You need to fucking move.