2024 Season | Week 1 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Browns | 9/8/2024

[boozeman]

Parsons is eating Cleveland’s o-line for lunch.

Well, he should. We are going to have to manipulate the pie. - Goof Son

 

[1bigfan13]

I'll give credit when someone deserves it. Zeke has looked better today than I ever thought he would. Nothing spectacular but he has played very well.

His legs are still fresh. By Halloween he'll look completely washed up.

 

[Bipo]

TD here might ice it.

 

[Clff15701]

Damn Jerry extend Micah now

 

[boozeman]

His legs are still fresh. By Halloween he'll look completely washed up.

That is where Fat Mike’s rotational plan will show success.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

They need to start taking QB4 to the ground. Way too many "almost" sacks.

I agree, except watching him throw almost picks is about as good. I bet Cleveland fans wish they could have Flacco back.

 

[boozeman]

Damn Jerry extend Micah now

He has taken it up the ass twice in a few weeks.

Let that cool down.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Deuce would look like Usain Bolt by comparison if they put him in now

 

[Sheik]

Damn Jerry extend Micah now

Not a fan.

 

[boozeman]

Wait, Fox is doing a Baywatch rip off?

 

[Texas Ace]

How did we not get the sack on that. Kendricks could've laid Watson out and hesitated

To be fair, because he hasn't played much football the last couple seasons people have forgotten what he used to be good at.

And one of the things he was always elite at is he has that slippery ability to always get out of sacks the way Romo did.

He's a tricky guy to bring down.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Surprised he didn’t get a roughing

He actually did a great job avoiding the head, not landing on him, let up on the tackle. I don't know how these guys avoid a penalty but Parsons did really well.

 

[Clff15701]

He has taken it up the ass twice in a few weeks.

Let that cool down.

Eh, that bastard wanted to draw it out for some extra interviews

 

[Bipo]

Rescue High Surf? They still make garbage like this for network TV? No wonder I haven't watched shit on networks except sports for years.

 

[Cotton]

Damn, they have only had 1 first down.

 

[data]

no longer HERE WE GO on every play

 

[boozeman]

I need some Turd Ferg.

 

[Sheik]

Garbage.

 

[data]

Seemed like a stupid 3rd and long playcall

 

[boozeman]

The Deuce got sorta loose.