2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Chocolate Lab]

Fake Cowboys Player corrects Fake Cowboys Insider

 

[Bill Shatner]

His current contract already took care of that.

He might be half broke supporting every derelict he grew up with in the trailer park.

 

[bbgun]

round and round we go

 

[p1_]

round and round we go

2017. Shit is 7 years old. What takes so long?

 

[bbgun]

2017. Shit is 7 years old. What takes so long?

another used up skank looking for a payday

 

[Bill Shatner]

WHat comes around goes around.

He's extorting the Cowboys for 60 mil a year.

 

[p1_]

Stripper wanna payday.

 

[boozeman]

Fix this shit, Rich!

Wait…

 

[boozeman]

Hoffman is waaaaaay too visible for my tastes.

He might have a shot at being the next Phil Costa if he keeps up the face time stuff.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

2017. Shit is 7 years old. What takes so long?

She just thought of extortion when she saw 60 mil a year coming.

 

[Texas Ace]

Fake Cowboys Player corrects Fake Cowboys Insider

Seems fitting if you ask me.

 

[Texas Ace]

Fix this shit, Rich!

Wait…

In a just world, the investigation would reveal the Dak, Jerry, Stephen and Spaulding all ganged up on this innocent stripper and then Charlotte Jones hit her with her car as she tried to run away and Jerry Jr. paid her in meth to shut up about it for 7 years.

New QB, new owners, new day.

What a dream that would be.

 

[bbgun]

New QB, new owners, new day.

What a dream that would be.

we need one of them there King Ralph scenarios where the whole family perishes during a photo shoot

 

[Bill Shatner]

we need one of them there King Ralph scenarios where the whole family perishes during a photo shoot

They probably have a designated survivor to make sure the shit show continues.

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

Gross.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Again, Carton is a moron and doesn't know what he's talking about. Galloway is correct, no chance in hell.

 

[Genghis Khan]

As an aside, for some reason I thought Galloway had died.

 

[Bill Shatner]

Only hope is that Musk decides he wants a football team and figures out a way to hostilely take it over.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

For the record, that's not really Galloway. It says parody account...

And I saw Galloway at some function honoring him a year or two ago. Still doing well. One of those rare guys who can drink anyone under the table in his 60s or 70s. Nolan Ryan said the only reason he was still alive was he ran like 5 miles every day, and I guess still does.