2024 Cowboys Free Agency Thread

[boozeman]

Because like booze said, they can get the superfan Ernies of the world fired up for their old hero to return.

That is the design.

Watch it unfold.

 

[Bipo]

Maybe Zeke can get a half yard goal line TD this Thanksgiving and the team can help his broken down ass into the Salvation Army tub.

 

[Cujo]

That is the design.

Watch it unfold.

That's disgusting. Clearly, they think their fans are stupid.

 

[boozeman]

That's disgusting. Clearly, they think their fans are stupid.

Are they wrong?

 

[bbgun]

April 1 tomorrow. Expect your fair share of fake Zeke stories.

 

[boozeman]

April 1 tomorrow. Expect your fair share of fake Zeke stories.

The tragedy is someone could legit be joking and it comes true.

 

[son of deadrise]

That's disgusting. Clearly, they think their fans are stupid.

They KNOW their fans are stupid. They parlayed that stupidity into a business empire that relies on brain-dead fans shoveling money into the machine that subsidizes lines of business that earn a greater return.

The fall the cameras will pan along the ranks of people in the stands. They will be grinning, laughing, wearing jerseys, hats, and grotesque ornamentations of bling, like they've all been fed some kind of psychedelic kool-aide.

 

[Cujo]

Are they wrong?

Nope.

 

[SaveAHorseRideACowboy]

 

[ravidubey]

They KNOW their fans are stupid. They parlayed that stupidity into a business empire that relies on brain-dead fans shoveling money into the machine that subsidizes lines of business that earn a greater return.

The fall the cameras will pan along the ranks of people in the stands. They will be grinning, laughing, wearing jerseys, hats, and grotesque ornamentations of bling, like they've all been fed some kind of psychedelic kool-aide.

Most fans are in the moment and don’t care to look deeper. Honest truth of it.

They’ve bought into the image and social camaraderie/community, and don’t care as much for the football.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Cotton]

Shocked I tell ya.

 

[Smitty]

Stefon Diggs to Texans. Of course we couldn't have gotten in on that.

Didn't call Derrick Henry either.

Fuck the Joneses.

 

[Rev]

Stefon Diggs to Texans. Of course we couldn't have gotten in on that.

Didn't call Derrick Henry either.

Fuck the Joneses.

Would take away money that we could give Zeke.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Would take away money that we could give Zeke.

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[Cowboysrock55]

Would take away money that we could give Zeke.

I'm against trading for a WR with Lamb hanging out there and a big deal looming. So this doesn't bother me.

 

[Texas Ace]

Stefon Diggs to Texans. Of course we couldn't have gotten in on that.

Didn't call Derrick Henry either.

Fuck the Joneses.

I never thought I'd ever be jealous of the Texans.

They had a successful season last year. They made it to the divisional round when their over/under for the season was 5.5.

And yet, despite massively overachieving, are they satisfied with that? No.

They get aggressive this offseason because they WANT to get better and see an opportunity to capitalize on a successful season so that this upcoming season can be more successful.

What a fucking concept.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I never thought I'd ever be jealous of the Texans.

They had a successful season last year. They made it to the divisional round when they're over/under for the season was 5.5.

And yet, despite massively overachieving, are they satisfied with that? No.

They get aggressive this offseason because they WANT to get better and see an opportunity to capitalize on a successful season so that this upcoming season can be more successful.

What a fucking concept.

They're about to leave us in the dust. Top young QB, good young coach, and plenty of good, young players.

Meanwhile, we're paying Dak a fortune and/or looking for a decent QB replacement.

At least Jerry might feel a little pain out of watching so many Texans switch to Houston.

 

[boozeman]

The natives are restless.

 

[bbgun]