2024 Cowboys Free Agency Thread

[UncleMilti]

Oh, this season is going to be as fun as falling down a flight of stairs.

I think someone actually has a decent chance of surviving that fall. This team of clowns, starting with Jerry the dildo in charge, is going to be like a 90 mph head on crash.

 

[Bill Shatner]

I think someone actually has a decent chance of surviving that fall. This team of clowns, starting with Jerry the dildo in charge, is going to be like a 90 mph head on crash.

And the hillbillies will be floating on the boat this time next year too after the upcoming 9-8 season, doing nothing except wondering how to pay Parsons.

 

[UncleMilti]

This shit head is getting savaged today.

Suck a wrinkled donkey dick, “Ernster”.

 

[Clff15701]

How fucking stupid do you have to be to believe that no free agents and the 5th worst draft capital in 2024 is going to make Dallas a better team?

This will be the whatever straight season with a new division winner. They literally have no chance to compete for a championship rolling out the same team minus those who left and the 2024 draft class.

Jerry likes to trade comp picks for expiring deals to make himself look smart. Think Gilmore/Cooks. Hopefully he doesn’t blow it this year.

 

[UncleMilti]

Oh, here come the Jerry and Ricky Retardo apologists.

 

[Bill Shatner]

 

[Clff15701]

I’m willing to endure a losing season or two to dump Dak and his brother.

 

[Clff15701]

Imagine being Fat Mike and your GM sets you up to fail.

 

[Bill Shatner]

Imagine being Fat Mike and your GM sets you up to fail.

He really wants Zimmer at HC in 2025

 

[Clff15701]

He really wants Zimmer at HC in 2025

That or they are going to extend Mike if he shows he can develop Lance.

 

[Sheik]

They’ll make two trades for aging vets that fill a need and scrape the bottom for warm bodies that only want 1 year and $3-$5 million.

They value looking cute and innovative over actually performing their duties as a front office.

They seem to believe in their approach. The approach that has yielded exactly dick where football success is concerned, but has kept them relevant and talked about. And the money is good when you’re the clown who everyone laughs at yearly.

 

[Bill Shatner]

They’ll make two trades for aging vets that fill a need and scrape the bottom for warm bodies that only want 1 year and $3-$5 million.

They value looking cute and innovative over actually performing their duties as a front office.

They seem to believe in their approach. The approach that has yielded exactly dick where football success is concerned, but has kept them relevant and talked about. And the money is good when you’re the clown who everyone laughs at yearly.

IS BACK TO BACK TO BACK 12-5 NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOUUUUUUUUU?

 

[Clff15701]

Dak, Tank, and Zack are in the last year of their contracts. Either Dak budges or the Jones family blow it up while blaming the cap. Seems like a Jerry Jones thing to do. Next year will be a completely different team if Dak doesn’t budge.

 

[Cujo]

Can't even be bothered with low hanging fruit like this that would've been a sizable upgrade.

Would've been overjoyed with this move.

 

[Rev]

We are about to break out the super secret RB signing. Resign Ronald Jones.

 

[boozeman]

 

[bbgun]

now I'm hungry

 

[Bill Shatner]

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Jerry is old, he doesn't want to cook anymore. He wants to sit back, have vacations, get drunk and enjoy the money. Stephen on the other hand, he just cares about money.

 

[Bill Shatner]

We may as well make our one signing fancy.