2024 Cowboys Draft Chatter thread...

[Simpleton]

I think this fuckin' guy is retarded.

Spoiler: he is.

 

[boozeman]

Spoiler: he is.

He did some ridiculous thing before, I think about a simple route concept he got laughably wrong. And wasn’t he the guy sniffing Slater’s panties?

 

[Simpleton]

He did some ridiculous thing before, I think about a simple route concept he got laughably wrong. And wasn’t he the guy sniffing Slater’s panties?

Probably, I think he called a slant and go an out route or some shit.

 

[boozeman]

Probably, I think he called a slant and go an out route or some shit.

I wanted confirmation if he got friend-zoned by Slater.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I wanted confirmation if he got friend-zoned by Slater.

He appears to be married for whatever that's worth.

 

[boozeman]

This Cowboys draft would be horrific:

24. Jonathon Brooks, RB, Texas
56. Brandon Coleman, OG, TCU
87. Zach Frazier, C, West Virginia
174. Josh Newton, CB, TCU

 

[Cujo]

This Cowboys draft would be horrific:

24. Jonathon Brooks, RB, Texas
56. Brandon Coleman, OG, TCU
87. Zach Frazier, C, West Virginia
174. Josh Newton, CB, TCU

Yeah, that's bad.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

I think this fuckin' guy is retarded.

Other than Milton, I’m not certain that those other guys will even be drafted.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

This Cowboys draft would be horrific:

24. Jonathon Brooks, RB, Texas
56. Brandon Coleman, OG, TCU
87. Zach Frazier, C, West Virginia
174. Josh Newton, CB, TCU

Good fucking Christ. That’s horrid. I literally like one pick. Frazier at 87 is fine. Nothing else.

 

[Genghis Khan]

This Cowboys draft would be horrific:

24. Jonathon Brooks, RB, Texas
56. Brandon Coleman, OG, TCU
87. Zach Frazier, C, West Virginia
174. Josh Newton, CB, TCU

Brooks at 24? Jesus Christ lord have mercy come save me from the demons of this earth.

 

[Bill Shatner]

Brooks at 24? Jesus Christ lord have mercy come save me from the demons of this earth.

Look man, the Cowboys surgeon from Med Express did the repair. Have some faith.

 

[p1_]

I think this fuckin' guy is retarded.

absolutely. Broaddus' butt buddy.

 

[p1_]

meets the prerequisites.

 

[Simpleton]

meets the prerequisites.

I'd still take him in the 2nd depending on the board.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I'd still take him in the 2nd depending on the board.

We need him so bad a DWI only means there is a chance for us in the second! Seriously though, we have like 2 DTs on the roster and one is Mazi.

 

[NoDak]

We need him so bad a DWI only means there is a chance for us in the second! Seriously though, we have like 2 DTs on the roster and one is Mazi.

Who's scouting report do you think this is? Mazi Smith's, or T'Vondre Sweats?

• Below-average snap quickness into the neutral zone.
• Needs to eliminate a slight hitch before getting into blockers.
• Unlikely to make many plays away from home base as a pro.
• Very average explosiveness into early stages of his bull rush.

 

[boozeman]

absolutely. Broaddus' butt buddy.

I thought he was the dork sniffing around whatherface’s panties.

 

[Rev]

I thought he was the dork sniffing around whatherface’s panties.

He may have been? P1 is just bringing up that Bobby and Broaddus have a show together.

 

[boozeman]

He may have been? P1 is just bringing up that Bobby and Broaddus have a show together.

Oh yeah, I think he was following Slater around for a while.

 

[mcnuttz]

Who's scouting report do you think this is? Mazi Smith's, or T'Vondre Sweats?

• Below-average snap quickness into the neutral zone.
• Needs to eliminate a slight hitch before getting into blockers.
• Unlikely to make many plays away from home base as a pro.
• Very average explosiveness into early stages of his bull rush.

Must be Sweat's.

Zimmer's got some work ahead of him and I sure hate they let Hankins sign elsewhere.

We've got Osa and Carl Davis, right?

Time for some of that ol' Zim Smoke & Mirrors special.