2023 Season | Week 9 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Eagles | 11/05/23

[boozeman]

I don't understand that rule at all.

I am like fuck it, I am not trying to even look into the rules at all anymore.

There are "loopholes" all over the fucking place because that helps the brand.

 

[boozeman]

I have not eaten at KFC in damn, a couple of years.

Deion's wangs any gud?

 

[p1_]

And it matters dick.

We clearly have a homefield advantage thing going on.

I don't know if it is real, but it there.

We probably wont get to leverage it when we need it.

 

[boozeman]

I mean we could have certainly won that game yesterday. Not sure how you can walk away from that one and say we can't beat Philly in Philly. One of those fumbles for example gets recovered by us and it's a different game.

I am still in a state of shock with the officiating but McCarthy's calls.

When you come up inches short and shit and start talking in those terms, you are already lost.

 

[p1_]

I mean we could have certainly won that game yesterday. Not sure how you can walk away from that one and say we can't beat Philly in Philly. One of those fumbles for example gets recovered by us and it's a different game.

I tried to imagine us getting one or more and turning the game into a mild blowout.

 

[boozeman]

We probably wont get to leverage it when we need it.

Your leverage comment gave me a PTSD moment from my conference calls today.

Fuck you. Fuck you very much.

Nothing personal but you brought this upon yourself.

 

[data]

I don't understand that rule at all.

Might as well institute the intentional-walk-at-bat-bypass.

Hey, NFL could fit an extra commercial in.

 

[boozeman]

I tried to imagine us getting one or more and turning the game into a mild blowout.

Fat Mike has admitted it.

This team will go as the D makes it go.

That means turnovers. We can bully shitty teams but we can't do it against the good ones and of course, Joshua Dobbs.

 

[data]

Deion's wangs any gud?

 

[p1_]

Your leverage comment gave me a PTSD moment from my conference calls today.

Fuck you. Fuck you very much.

Nothing personal but you brought this upon yourself.

Incidental contact, automatic first down.

 

[boozeman]

Seeing his gyrations does not answer the question, Phil.

 

[boozeman]

I really hate it when a car commercial uses a very bad cover song as its theme.

 

[boozeman]

Ah! WHY IS MTG ON MY SCREEN???

Oh wait, that is just Trevor Lawrence.

 

[data]

Your leverage comment gave me a PTSD moment from my conference calls today.

Fuck you. Fuck you very much.

Nothing personal but you brought this upon yourself.

HFA is our core competency when you analyze the on-field KPIs.

 

[p1_]

Fat Mike has admitted it.

This team will go as the D makes it go.

That means turnovers. We can bully shitty teams but we can't do it against the good ones and of course, Joshua Dobbs.

The ball bounced the Eagles way yesterday. Dobbs was a hero for the Vikes with zero practice time.

 

[data]

I really hate it when a car commercial uses a very bad cover song as its theme.

That Fleetwood Mac from last year was the worst.

 

[boozeman]

HFA is our core competency when you analyze the on-field KPIs.

I would expect this kind of direct antagonism from you.

Ignored.

 

[boozeman]

That Fleetwood Mac from last year was the worst.

A Fleetwood cover? Which one?

 

[data]

Seeing his gyrations does not answer the question, Phil.

Don't ask about the tastiness of someone's wang then

 

[Genghis Khan]

The narratives on these coaches is a little weird.

Saleh has a reputation as a good coach, even though his career record is .366.

Meanwhile Staley is considered a bad HC and yet his career winning percentage is much better than Saleh at .525.

I get the differences in talent and especially at QB, but still.