2023 Season | Thursday Opening Night Game | Gameday Chatter Thread | Lions vs Chiefs | 9/7/2023

[boozeman]

 

[armadillooutlaw]

Think Chiefs win 31-27. Lions make it tough.

 

[boozeman]

Good lord.

Just turned on the pregame and there is this fucking goomba bookie guy talking to Phil Simms' MF-ing kid and it nothing but a commercial dressed as pregame coverage for Fan Duel.

Revolting.

 

[boozeman]

Opening night doobie engaged.

 

[bbgun]

Opening night doobie engaged.

here comes another "B" thread

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Turn on the TV, first thing I see is Garrett sucking up to Campbell with the Giants team pic they were both in.

~ click ~

 

[boozeman]

Just trying to relax and enjoy the pregame.

Then Garrett shows up on my screen.

 

[boozeman]

here comes another "B" thread

I could dur you for that but I won't.

 

[boozeman]

Good fucking lord.

"Lift Every Voice And Sing" needs to be powerfully delivered if you are going to do it.

This effort by the Boys' and Girls' Choir of KC was not very good.

If you ain't gonna do it right, don't do it at all.

 

[Bill Shatner]

Jason Garrett is every bit as good an NFL sideline guy as he was an NFL head coach.

 

[Genghis Khan]

don't do it at all.

There you go.

 

[Bill Shatner]

Why do they have like 10 sideline reporters?

 

[boozeman]

Jason Garrett is every bit as good an NFL sideline guy as he was an NFL head coach.

He is actually worse. He is like an AI announcer, programed to be fake. We have the technology.

 

[boozeman]

There you go.

I ain’t trying to start nothing, but most of those people in the stands were clueless to what it was.

 

[Bill Shatner]

Is it Clark Hunt's daughter that is gangbanging the team?

 

[1bigfan13]

I'm kind of pulling for Detroit tonight. I'd like to see the underdogs get the W.

 

[1bigfan13]

Jason Garrett is every bit as good an NFL sideline guy as he was an NFL head coach.

Listening to him call Notre Dame games is painful. He's dull as hell.

He sucks the energy out of games. Basically he's Bizarro John Madden.

 

[Rev]

here comes another "B" thread

Please tell me you have that on the hard drive

 

[boozeman]

Holy fuck this is like nails on a chalk board.

 

[boozeman]

They love this redneck tart for some damn reason.