2023 Season | Divisional Round | Gameday Chatter Thread | 1/20-1/21/2024

[dpf1123]

Do we really need to see a shirtless Jason Kelce?

 

[data]

Can you imagine the one dork that Jerry Jones anoints in the first round before he takes a dirt nap?

There was the Manziel thing that didn't happen.

Then we came close with Paxton Lynch.

DCC will be a meme haven.

 

[Bipo]

If Emmitt says Bud Lite is ok, that's all I need.

 

[boozeman]

If Emmitt says Bud Lite is ok, that's all I need.

Our national period of healing has begun.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Meanwhile Schooenerpooner continues to be a non-factor.

I know this isn't the thread for it, but... I thought his RAS was mostly due to his 40, but he had really good cones, too. How does he play so stiff, then?

I still think he'd be okay if they used him more. It irritates me that I watch other teams and they use multiple TEs in games while we pretty much just stick to Ferg and no one else.

 

[Rev]

 

[bbgun]

If Emmitt says Bud Lite is ok, that's all I need.

he got his 30 pieces of silver

 

[boozeman]

I know this isn't the thread for it, but... I thought his RAS was mostly due to his 40, but he had really good cones, too. How does he play so stiff, then?

I still think he'd be okay if they used him more. It irritates me that I watch other teams and they use multiple TEs in games while we pretty much just stick to Ferg and no one else.

He is just not a flexible player. You can just see it with his stride.

It won't help if he is used more unless he turns into the fucking Hulk as a blocker.

 

[boozeman]

More grown ass man behavior from Allen.

 

[boozeman]

Retire. The both of you assholes.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Cook, you jackwagon.

Ended up not mattering.

 

[Bipo]

I know this isn't the thread for it, but... I thought his RAS was mostly due to his 40, but he had really good cones, too. How does he play so stiff, then?

I still think he'd be okay if they used him more. It irritates me that I watch other teams and they use multiple TEs in games while we pretty much just stick to Ferg and no one else.

Gotta get Gallup in the game with 3 WRs.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Gotta get Gallup in the game with 3 WRs.

Yep. And I suspect it's because of the contracts.

 

[Bipo]

he got his 30 pieces of silver

That would imply he is a traitor....to something.

Most people don't give a fuck about the culture wars, bro.

 

[boozeman]

Most people don't give a fuck about the culture wars, bro.

I long for the day it is no longer a thing and we get back to being fucking normal again.

 

[Bipo]

I don't know about y'all, but I want to drink with the Kelce fam.

 

[boozeman]

I don't know about y'all, but I want to drink with the Kelce fam.

Fuck them.

 

[Bipo]

I watched Derrick Wolfe on a podcast one time talking about how he and the Kelce boys were total fuck ups in college.

 

[Texas Ace]

he got his 30 pieces of silver

Only way anyone would ever endorse that dogshit poor excuse for a beer.

 

[Couchcoach]

That didn't take long