2023 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[NoDak]

Level of extreme fucking dominance:

LA >>>>>>>> Martin

This shit is just getting fucking ridiculous now. What is with the retarded hyperbole needed to shit on current players just to prop past players? Yeah, Larry Allen was all world. But so is Martin. Their playing styles differ, but they BOTH are all time dominant. I’m of the opinion that Allen was the better player, too. But they’re a lot fucking closer than >>>>>>>>. Jesus Christ.

 

[Rev]

This shit is just getting fucking ridiculous now. What is with the retarded hyperbole needed to shit on current players just to prop past players? Yeah, Larry Allen was all world. But so is Martin. Their playing styles differ, but they BOTH are all time dominant. I’m of the opinion that Allen was the better player, too. But they’re a lot fucking closer than >>>>>>>>. Jesus Christ.

Agreed.

I wish we could manipulate time and have them play at the same time. That would have been something else.

 

[Cotton]

Agreed.

I wish we could manipulate time and have them play at the same time. That would have been something else.

Holy shit, can imagine Allen and Martin on the field at the same time? My goodness.

 

[ZeroClub]

Every year is different. I cannot see less than 11.

This merits further comment.

 

[Cotton]

 

[ravidubey]

This shit is just getting fucking ridiculous now. What is with the retarded hyperbole needed to shit on current players just to prop past players? Yeah, Larry Allen was all world. But so is Martin. Their playing styles differ, but they BOTH are all time dominant. I’m of the opinion that Allen was the better player, too. But they’re a lot fucking closer than >>>>>>>>. Jesus Christ.

Hyperbole is a great response to a few selected stats.

I can call Larry the far better player without any need to ‘shit’ on Zack— those are your words.

Zack is a beast

Larry was a monster

Interpret how you will

 

[p1_]

This shit is just getting fucking ridiculous now. What is with the retarded hyperbole needed to shit on current players just to prop past players? Yeah, Larry Allen was all world. But so is Martin. Their playing styles differ, but they BOTH are all time dominant. I’m of the opinion that Allen was the better player, too. But they’re a lot fucking closer than >>>>>>>>. Jesus Christ.

yeah, there's not much room above Martin's level to Allen.

 

[boozeman]

 

[p1_]

now you see where Jones' focus lies.

 

[ZeroClub]

Jerry winning at money isn't a surprise, but the gap is impressive.

I know nothing about the Texans. I could not care less about them. How do they make so much money?

 

[Bill Shatner]

Jerry winning at money isn't a surprise, but the gap is impressive.

I know nothing about the Texans. I could not care less about them. How do they make so much money?

Massage parlors.

 

[ZeroClub]

Massage parlors.

Huh. Same as New England.

 

[son of deadrise]

You make it sound complex. It's much simpler than that. Every human being has biases. In general officials tend to have a bias against us. Not every crew and not every week. But there is a reason why calls over time tend to favor some teams and not others. It's just a bias that officials have.

So you'd think there would be a discernable, provable pattern to something like that. If someone took the time to go back over tapes and analyze calls over, say, four or five seasons and show that a pattern of calls disadvantaged some teams and benefited others, that would be a blockbuster news story. Fans in the cities of the disadvantaged teams would go berserk. The NFL league office would have a serious problem on its hands.

When you say, "In general officials tend to have a bias against us" you need to prove that, have some basis for it. You can't just make a casual, rash generalization like that and expect anybody with any brains or judgement to accept it.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

When you say, "In general officials tend to have a bias against us" you need to prove that, have some basis for it. You can't just make a casual, rash generalization like that and expect anybody with any brains or judgement to accept it.

Really? Different coaches, different players, and we continually rank near the bottom of the NFL in the difference between penalty yards against and penalty yards for. This isn't some sort of new concept. The numbers have been posted many times.

The Steelers on the other hand annually rank near the top.

 

[shoop]

Really? Different coaches, different players, and we continually rank near the bottom of the NFL in the difference between penalty yards against and penalty yards for. This isn't some sort of new concept. The numbers have been posted many times.

The Steelers on the other hand annually rank near the top.

Last ten years, in yardage differential, the Cowboys have been positive 3 or 4 times. All by 22 points or less. Pittsburgh was negative once and most years they are in the positive by hundreds.

 

[p1_]

I'll body slam a MF.

 

[boozeman]

Thx Dez

 

[shoop]

Thx Dez

Kind of like D Hop. I don't think he fits with the current build of the team. I assume RBs are Pollard, Jones, Vaughn, and Luepke unless something happens. One of those may be replaced by Davis/Dowdle but I don't see the "braintrust going out and getting Henry and dumping what we have.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Kind of like D Hop. I don't think he fits with the current build of the team. I assume RBs are Pollard, Jones, Vaughn, and Luepke unless something happens. One of those may be replaced by Davis/Dowdle but I don't see the "braintrust going out and getting Henry and dumping what we have.

Henry over Jones would be a massive upgrade. But what would it take to get Henry? I doubt I'd be happy to give up even a decent draft pick.

 

[shoop]

Henry over Jones would be a massive upgrade. But what would it take to get Henry? I doubt I'd be happy to give up even a decent draft pick.

I would too but you know this front office isn’t going to trade for him over starting what we already have.