2023 NFL Preseason Week 1 Gameday Chatter Thread | 08/10/2023-08/13/2023

[p1_]

It happens to everyone. If they say it doesn't, they are lying to you and themselves.

I see a commercial in here.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

As bad a pass as you'll see a pro QB make... but hey, look at those backflips!

 

[Texas Ace]

Any thoughts on where to travel if one were sailing the high seas for the game this evening?

 

[boozeman]

 

[Texas Ace]

It happens to everyone. If they say it doesn't, they are lying to you and themselves.

That's right

 

[Simpleton]

As bad a pass as you'll see a pro QB make... but hey, look at those backflips!

He got artificially pushed up boards because people don't want to be artificially labeled as racist. The guy can't play QB.

 

[boozeman]

But we got Schoonerpooner.

 

[Simpleton]

But we got Schoonerpooner.

There's guys every year who fall due to some mysterious injury stuff and end up being just fine, funny how we never take those guys but love taking readily known injured shitbirds like Jaylon.

 

[Foobio]

Meh, Achane's rushes there weren't impressive. The KO return and the quick screen where no one covered him bumped his average way up.

That was a hell of a tough catch at 1:56 though.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Love this song, just listened to it a few days ago in fact.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Although I definitely had more of this in mind.

 

[Texas Ace]

Love this song, just listened to it a few days ago in fact.

That damn voice of his.

I remember my old man played the shit out of "Arthur's Theme" in the 80s when I was a kid.

 

[bbgun]

I once got caught between the moon and New York City.

 

[Texas Ace]

I once got caught between the moon and New York City.

So the best that you could do was fall in love?

 

[bbgun]

So the best that you could do was fall in love?

with Liza Minelli? forget it.

 

[boozeman]

Nice pop on the Shrimp by rookie Brian Branch.

 

[p1_]

Nice pop on the Shrimp by rookie Brian Branch.

Shrimp having to take preseason snaps.

 

[Foobio]

Nice pop on the Shrimp by rookie Brian Branch.

Love this kid

 

[boozeman]

Love this kid

I was happy to see when we showed interest, but damn we got more safeties than we can handle I guess.