2023 NFL Preseason Week 1 Gameday Chatter Thread | 08/10/2023-08/13/2023

[Simpleton]

Well, looks like yet another year of rooting for the Redskins to win just enough games to stay out of the top 5. Luckily their DL alone should get them about 6 wins but there's approximately a 0.0% chance they finish above .500.

 

[shoop]

Ernster?

We hope that Ernie is that smart. Some twitter goober who thinks cowboys of the 2000s are great.

 

[bbgun]

 

[p1_]

Cleveland's schlub OL is beating the shit out of John Ridgeway.

Poor schlub.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

But they were holding back 90% of the playbook.

 

[Foobio]

 

[Cotton]

 

[Simpleton]

Howell is a rich man's Heineke (maybe) and their OL is shit. They played their entire first team on both sides of the ball and were embarrassed by the Browns defense until they put in their 2nd/3rd stringers, and allowed the Browns starting offense to drive down to inside the 1 on their lone drive.

As always, this team is shit and my only concern is that they find some way to not be so bad that they end up with a top 5 pick.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Howell is a rich man's Heineke (maybe) and their OL is shit. They played their entire first team on both sides of the ball

They did, seriously? Wow.

 

[Simpleton]

They did, seriously? Wow.

They played their entire first team offense for three drives until they could do something against the Browns backups because they were so shit on the first two drives.

 

[Foobio]

YOU know where you got that shirt…and it wasn’t the men’s department

 

[Cotton]

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YOU know where you got that shirt…and it wasn’t the men’s department

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Howell is a rich man's Heineke (maybe)

A wanna be Rex Grossman

 

[Cotton]

We using this as the chatter thread for our game today?

 

[boozeman]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

That's the Cards' official account?

 

[Genghis Khan]

He blocked one guy. Nice block, but "caving down the entire left side of the line" is very inaccurate.

 

[Genghis Khan]

6.07 YPA (in preseason no less) is... something I guess.


Correction: 6.42 YPA. Wouldn't want to sell him short

 

[Genghis Khan]

THE Will Levis? Surely not.