2023 Cowboys Coaching Staff Thread

[Simpleton]

So how many external guys have we hired?

Solari and a few assistant intern types?

The idea of Jerry wanting to skimp on the coaching salaries checks out.

 

[bbgun]

A fellow UW alum. I like it.

 

[boozeman]

So how many external guys have we hired?

Solari and a few assistant intern types?

The idea of Jerry wanting to skimp on the coaching salaries checks out.

My thing is Tolzien has been there all along. Was his voice just muffled all this time?

 

[Simpleton]

My thing is Tolzien has been there all along. Was his voice just muffled all this time?

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[boozeman]

Ooof. Blasko has no business coaching the backs, particularly if we are adding rookies.

 

[boozeman]

And now they are moving McCurley back to the LB coaching job that he proved he couldn’t handle under Nolan so we had to bring in Edwards.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Ooof. Blasko has no business coaching the backs, particularly if we are adding rookies.

At least he was working on the OL though? A lot of focus with the changes seems to be on the running game.

And at least from Hard Knocks, RB coaches do the least actual coaching anyway. They seem more like babysitters.

Or... This is another 2019 Garrett situation and MM is gone. :(

 

[boozeman]

At least he was working on the OL though? A lot of focus with the changes seems to be on the running game.

And at least from Hard Knocks, RB coaches do the least actual coaching anyway. They seem more like babysitters.

Or... This is another 2019 Garrett situation and MM is gone. :(

It really looks like Jones gave him free reign but a tight ass budget.

 

[boozeman]

As for Matthews, congratulations on the promotion!

YEAR TEAM	Conference	Division	Position	Seq	Finish	G	W	L	T	PCT	G	W	L	T	PCT
2014 Tennessee Titans (NFL)	American	South	Quality Control Coordinator-Defense		4	16	2	14	0	.125
2015 Tennessee Titans (NFL)	American	South	Quality Control Coordinator-Defense		4	16	3	13	0	.188
2016 Cleveland Browns (NFL)	American	North	Assistant Defensive Backs		4	16	1	15	0	.063
2017 Washington Redskins (NFL)	National	East	Defensive Quality Control		3	16	7	9	0	.438
2018 Washington Redskins (NFL)	National	East	Defensive Quality Control		3	16	7	9	0	.438
2019 Washington Redskins (NFL)	National	East	Defensive Quality Control		4	16	3	13	0	.188
2020 Dallas Cowboys (NFL)	National	East	Defensive Quality Control		3	16	6	10	0	.375
2021 Dallas Cowboys (NFL)	National	East	Defensive Quality Control		1	17	12	5	0	.706	1	0	1		.000
2022 Dallas Cowboys (NFL)	National	East	Defensive Quality Control		2	17	12	5	0	.706	2	1	1		.500
9 Years (NFL)			Assistant Coach			146	53	93	0	.363	3	1	2		.333

 

[Genghis Khan]

As for Matthews, congratulations on the promotion!

YEAR TEAM	Conference	Division	Position	Seq	Finish	G	W	L	T	PCT	G	W	L	T	PCT
2014 Tennessee Titans (NFL)	American	South	Quality Control Coordinator-Defense		4	16	2	14	0	.125
2015 Tennessee Titans (NFL)	American	South	Quality Control Coordinator-Defense		4	16	3	13	0	.188
2016 Cleveland Browns (NFL)	American	North	Assistant Defensive Backs		4	16	1	15	0	.063
2017 Washington Redskins (NFL)	National	East	Defensive Quality Control		3	16	7	9	0	.438
2018 Washington Redskins (NFL)	National	East	Defensive Quality Control		3	16	7	9	0	.438
2019 Washington Redskins (NFL)	National	East	Defensive Quality Control		4	16	3	13	0	.188
2020 Dallas Cowboys (NFL)	National	East	Defensive Quality Control		3	16	6	10	0	.375
2021 Dallas Cowboys (NFL)	National	East	Defensive Quality Control		1	17	12	5	0	.706	1	0	1		.000
2022 Dallas Cowboys (NFL)	National	East	Defensive Quality Control		2	17	12	5	0	.706	2	1	1		.500
9 Years (NFL)			Assistant Coach			146	53	93	0	.363	3	1	2		.333

The offensive staff does not strike me with confidence.

 

[boozeman]

The offensive staff does not strike me with confidence.

Fat Mike went to Jerry Jones with a cost cutting strategy and it worked?

 

[Genghis Khan]

Fat Mike went to Jerry Jones with a cost cutting strategy and it worked?

I doubt it came from McCarthy.

 

[Cotton]

I doubt it came from McCarthy.

Hell no. You know who it came from.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Hell no. You know who it came from.

Some motherfucker that you really hate, like a lot?

 

[Cotton]

Some motherfucker that you really hate, like a lot?

More than I hate mayo, if that tells you anything.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

More than I hate mayo, if that tells you anything.

You hate mayo?

 

[Cotton]

You hate mayo?

I thought this was well-established.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Guess I needed the sarc tags this early in the morning, amigo.

 

[Cotton]

Guess I needed the sarc tags this early in the morning, amigo.

My bad, amigo. I must need more coffee.