2022 Season | Week 6 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys at Eagles | 10/16/2022

[data]

Ok so I want my old Ava back.

At least I can shave tonight.

 

[bbgun]

Yeah, this is one of those games you are better off just turning off now and just go engage in some fruitless masturbation.

where's that Kristie vid? ...

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I know, he’s looking like week 1 Dak. It’s crazy.

Even worse honestly

 

[Newt]

Take solace in that Jerruh's not happy. That's all we've got.

Happy birthday MFer.

 

[Smitty]

We'll be lucky to score 10. Game over.

This is the Rush I expected to see far more of when Prescott went out. It’s a nice run but you will suddenly stop hearing Jerry talk about QB controversies. Rush sucks and when the defense isn’t dominating you are seeing what happens.

 

[data]

Yeah, this is one of those games you are better off just turning off now and just go engage in some fruitless masturbation.

Gonna be a busy night for Delta

 

[data]

Collinsworth: "Everything's going right for Philly. It's a fun night"

 

[Cowboysrock55]

This is the Rush I expected to see far more of when Prescott went out. It’s a nice run but you will suddenly stop hearing Jerry talk about QB controversies. Rush sucks and when the defense isn’t dominating you are seeing what happens.

When we aren't dominating on defense and on the ground, you see the real Cooper Rush. It's just not good.

 

[boozeman]

Take solace in that Jerruh's not happy. That's all we've got.

He will get angry tonight and then go to sleep.

Tomorrow?

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I know this offense is different, but it's like we didn't even prepare for it. I don't get it.

 

[boozeman]

Collinsworth: "Everything's going right for Philly. It's a fun night"

That spoke to probably the majority of the population watching this shit show.

 

[Smitty]

When we aren't dominating on defense and on the ground, you see the real Cooper Rush. It's just not good.

And our run offense has been no better than mediocre all season.

 

[Genghis Khan]

When we aren't dominating on defense and on the ground, you see the real Cooper Rush. It's just not good.

If they can't run the ball they're screwed.

 

[data]

No, Collinsworth. Hurts hasn't been tearing shit up.

He makes a high school read with short fields with a successful run game and hasn't thrown a ball beyond 15 yards.

 

[boozeman]

I know this offense is different, but it's like we didn't even prepare for it. I don't get it.

They started out slow and that was our chance. Now they can just choke us out with the run game.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

That chick owes us about 8 calls for missing that spot earlier

 

[boozeman]

No, Collinsworth. Hurts hasn't been tearing shit up.

He makes a high school read with short fields with a successful run game and hasn't thrown a ball beyond 15 yards.

The worst part about all of this is that someone will see some stats from him and think he kicked ass.

 

[kidd]

This defense is getting worn out.

We need to move the ball to let them breathe if nothing else

 

[boozeman]

That chick owes us about 8 calls for missing that spot earlier

That chick owes us a damn bukkake session.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Michaels still carrying on tradition of always saying Boston Scott's full name.

 

[bbgun]

That chick owes us a damn bukkake session.

jerking off with other men is gay