2022 Season | Week 16 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Eagles @ Cowboys | 12/24/2022

[Cotton]

Give us your best bad dad joke of the day

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey but then I turned myself around.

 

[data]

Kristen Bell > Natalie Portman


@Genghis Khan

 

[Cotton]

Don't sweat all the details, just keep the mood cheery and it will be great.

My wife volunteered to work Christmas morning so one of her co-workers can have Christmas with her little ones, so we're just gonna wake the kids up even earlier than they would normally awaken so she can watch them open before she leaves.

Dude, I'm sure you know this, but your wife is a badass. That is cool as hell.

 

[Cotton]

Don't sweat all the details, just keep the mood cheery and it will be great.

My wife volunteered to work Christmas morning so one of her co-workers can have Christmas with her little ones, so we're just gonna wake the kids up even earlier than they would normally awaken so she can watch them open before she leaves.

If anyone needs a kick to start your day off emotional as hell, this is it.

~looks at ceiling while blinking a lot~

 

[Cotton]

Damn, nuttzy, that got me. I had to tell the wife your story. That is so damn badass.

 

[dpf1123]

 

[bbgun]

Will be watching Gmen-Vikes on a stream. Ain't no way I'm sittin' thru Falcons-Ravens.

 

[bbgun]

Eagles' pick will probably get higher :-(

 

[shoop]

Kristen Bell > Natalie Portman


@Genghis Khan

100%

 

[Genghis Khan]

I hope we kick the everloving shit out of them. I mean, Buddy Ryan and now Sirianni. Fuck this team and fuck its fans. God, if you only grant me one wish...

I couldn't agree more and I think that's a great idea. We should dig up Ryan and kick the shit out him, then move on to Sirriani.

 

[Cotton]

I couldn't agree more and I think that's a great idea. We should dig up Ryan and kick the shit out him, then move on to Sirriani.

You get the shovels and I'll get the tarps. Meet me at the old water tower at 3.

 

[Simpleton]

Rumors fly of Sean Payton to Dallas if Cowboys falter down the stretch

McCarthy's asshole gonna be real tight if we don't win that first playoff game.

 

[p1_]

Rumors fly of Sean Payton to Dallas if Cowboys falter down the stretch

McCarthy's asshole gonna be real tight if we don't win that first playoff game.

Like Flipper's, water tight.

 

[boozeman]

Rumors fly of Sean Payton to Dallas if Cowboys falter down the stretch

McCarthy's asshole gonna be real tight if we don't win that first playoff game.

I would take Payton and Fangio, thank you very much. But no Joe Lombardi, please.

 

[1bigfan13]

Allen to Gabe Davis for the TD. Bills an XP away from tying the score at 7.

 

[boozeman]

Allen to Gabe Davis for the TD. Bills an XP away from tying the score at 7.

And...they missed the EXP.

 

[1bigfan13]

Bills miss the XP.

7-6 Bears

 

[boozeman]

And people who have been bragging how Detroit is a legit contender, the Panthers are running it up their ass.

 

[boozeman]

Oh look, the Bengals got themselves a little Beasley-type.

 

[boozeman]

The Bengals K has missed two PATs.