2022 Season | Week 1 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Bucs @ Cowboys | 9/11/2022

[NoDak]

Garrett is the only one to pick the Cowboys.



Yep. He's positioning himself to come back.

 

[boozeman]

Jimmy Garrapparo

- Jason Garrett

Hello Carphalen.

 

[data]

Drew Brees is contemplating life, realizing he got replaced by Garrett.

 

[boozeman]

Garrett is the only one to pick the Cowboys.



Yep. He's positioning himself to come back.

Fuck him.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

We officially have a celebrity QB when we are worrying what fucking sneakers he is wearing.

I know, get off my lawn and all that, but...

 

[data]

Fuck him.

Garrett willing to sign any of Goof Son's crazy contract clauses.

 

[NoDak]

Fuck him.

Garrett coming back to Dallas to coach. Your kids living with you... Forever. A raging case of herpes.

Pick one.

 

[boozeman]

I know, get off my lawn and all that, but...

Ooof.

 

[1bigfan13]

More than anything I want to see a more disciplined team tonight. Keep the penalties down, don't turn the ball over, and clean tackling. That's what I want to see.

 

[boozeman]

Garrett coming back to Dallas to coach. Your kids living with you... Forever. A raging case of herpes.

Pick one.

The kids, regretfully.

 

[Carp]

I fear a 3 catches for 21 yard night for Lamb.

 

[Rev]

I know, get off my lawn and all that, but...

What the hell, Dak. Looks like he is wearing grannies couch.

 

[1bigfan13]

Garrett is the only one to pick the Cowboys.



Yep. He's positioning himself to come back.

I assumed he was just trying to muscle in on Irvin's Cowboys' homer schtick since he doesn't have enough personality to create one of his own.

 

[data]

More than anything I want to see a more disciplined team tonight. Keep the penalties down, don't turn the ball over, and clean tackling. That's what I want to see.

I can deal with offense struggling tonight. I want to see defense stifling. If defense gives up 40-burger, that'll be the most disappointing.

 

[Cotton]

Garrett coming back to Dallas to coach. Your kids living with you... Forever. A raging case of herpes.

Pick one.

Kids with me forever, and it's not even close.

 

[boozeman]

Romo's ex-squeeze.

I still think he came out better for things, everything considered.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Garrett coming back to Dallas to coach. Your kids living with you... Forever. A raging case of herpes.

Pick one.

Herpes can't really be that bad, can it?

 

[data]

We used the midfield entrance tunnel for first time since Covid.

 

[Carp]

I don’t give a fuck what’s going on with Tom and Giselle.

 

[NoDak]

Kids with me forever, and it's not even close.

Yeah, I made that too easy.

I should have replaced it with spending the night with Phil in a tent. Alone. With a bottle of KY and Barry White playing in the background.