2022 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[NoDak]

There's a workshop for the tools in the back part of the shed.

Up front is all cooking, drinking, and football watching.

My game is fully developed, but on a poor redneck level.

See, I thought about this for a minute and knew you'd be set up like this, Ryobi.

That's why I partnered with you in the tag team.


EDIT: Oh, and my smoker is also in the garage. I vented it outside with some redneck ingenuity and can smoke in style.

 

[mcnuttz]

First one to admit having a Ryobi or Dewalt power tool in said Game watching area loses.

I always keep a freshly charged Ryobi flashlight at the ready.

Don't start creating rules after the game starts!

 

[Cotton]

Oh, you don't want time to prepare. If so, I'm calling my brother in.

That dude has so many guns and shit that he even scares me a little.

You can't bring in extra people. If so I'm bringing in my neighbor from down the road. Sounds like him and your brother are on about the same level. This fool has a walk-in gun safe.

 

[NoDak]

First one to admit having a Ryobi or Dewalt power tool in said Game watching area loses.

Nuttzy and I will have both Ryobi AND DeWalt.

We settled this years ago.

 

[mcnuttz]

Nuttzy and I will have both Ryobi AND DeWalt.

We settled this years ago.

Yeah, this porch dweller knew that.

He's trying to tilt the playing field.

Good thing I have this Ryobi™ level to square shit back up.

 

[NoDak]

You can't bring in extra people. If so I'm bringing in my neighbor from down the road. Sounds like him and your brother are on about the same level. This fool has a walk-in gun safe.

My brother built an entire safe room off the back of his shop. It has two TVs, a couple recliners, a couch, a poker table, a bathroom, and 4 gun safes. And two recessed areas in the wall for guns that he displays with a rolldown cage in front of them like those you see in mall stores covering their entrances when closed.

Yep. Dude just might be insane.

 

[NoDak]

Damn. We kinda blew up the random Cowboys stuff thread.

Booze is gonna shit himself.

 

[Genghis Khan]

It's obvious that this was going to be the case, but when McCarthy was asked about it he seemed to be going out of his way to not come right out and say it.

Jerry really really needs to STFU and let the coaches do their job.

 

[Cotton]

My brother built an entire safe room off the back of his shop. It has two TVs, a couple recliners, a couch, a poker table, a bathroom, and 4 gun safes. And two recessed areas in the wall for guns that he displays with a rolldown cage in front of them like those you see in mall stores covering their entrances when closed.

Yep. Dude just might be insane.

Holy shit. I need to meet your brother. I would love to get to see that.

 

[Cotton]

Damn. We kinda blew up the random Cowboys stuff thread.

Booze is gonna shit himself.

That's what I love about this group. We can blow up any thread at any time, and it normally has jack nor shit to do with the thread we do it in.

 

[mcnuttz]

It's obvious that this was going to be the case, but when McCarthy was asked about it he seemed to be going out of his way to not come right out and say it.

Jerry really really needs to STFU and let the coaches do their job.

No matter which side of the argument you're on, I think we can all agree that Jerry needs to STFU.

 

[Cotton]

It's obvious that this was going to be the case, but when McCarthy was asked about it he seemed to be going out of his way to not come right out and say it.

Jerry really really needs to STFU and let the coaches do their job.

Dude, take it to the Random Cowboys Stuff Thread.

 

[Rev]

Nuttzy and I will have both Ryobi AND DeWalt.

We settled this years ago.

Well I guess that means it's really only between the patio and the porch unless Iamtdg wants to admit to having either of those.

 

[Cotton]

Well I guess that means it's really only between the patio and the porch unless Iamtdg wants to admit to having either of those.

I have had them both.

 

[Rev]

I have had them both.

Porch wins! I expect a kooozie coming my way.

 

[Cotton]

Porch wins! I expect a kooozie coming my way.

You can't just make up rules.

 

[NoDak]

Holy shit. I need to meet your brother. I would love to get to see that.

It was 'technically' supposed to be a storm room when they first started building it. With the thick, reinforced walls and all that shit for tornados. That was what got the ok from his wife. She was not very happy when she saw the finished project.

 

[Rev]

You can't just make up rules.

Sure I can. Surely you didn't think it could go any other way?

 

[Cotton]

It was 'technically' supposed to be a storm room when they first started building it. With the thick, reinforced walls and all that shit for tornados. That was what got the ok from his wife. She was not very happy when she saw the finished project.

Sounds like a smart man. Where does he live?

 

[Cotton]

Sure I can. Surely you didn't think it could go any other way?

With you, I did not.